Osama to Truthers: I Did It

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Personally, I question the timing:

CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden called on Europeans to stop helping the United States in the war in Afghanistan, according to excerpts of a new audiotape broadcast Thursday on Al-Jazeera television.

Bin Laden said it was unjust for the United States to have invaded Afghanistan for sheltering him after the Sept. 11 terror attacks, saying he was the "only one responsible" for the deadly assaults on New York and Washington.

"The events of Manhattan were retaliation against the American-Israeli alliance's aggression against our people in Palestine and Lebanon, and I am the only one responsible for it. The Afghan people and government knew nothing about it. America knows that," the al-Qaida leader said.

Oh, and here's a little quote for the "FBI has no hard evidence tying Osama Bin Laden to 9-11" crowd:

FBI analysts were reviewing the tape but were not immediately able to say how long it was or when it might have been recorded nor could they provide other details. Spokesman Richard Kolko said it was being examined "to determine if it is authentic and for any intelligence value."

"As the FBI has said since 9/11, bin Laden was responsible for the attack," Kolko said in a statement. "In this latest tape, he again acknowledged his responsibility. This should help to clarify for all the conspiracy theorists, again — the 9/11 attack was done by bin Laden and al-Qaida."

Asked for a comment, Dylan Avery declined to take his head out of the oven.
 
How long until the cries of "It's A Fake" arise in Twooferville?
On second thought,it probably has already happened.
 
This should help to clarify for all the conspiracy theorists, again — the 9/11 attack was done by bin Laden and al-Qaida.

We all know how the truthers will spin that one.
 
I have it on good authority Osama can only say "clunkity clunk" 18 times in 12 seconds so what does he know? :rolleyes:
 
Why is the FBI so slow in updating their website?

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

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Why is the FBI so slow in updating their website?
They haven't planted enough evidence yet? I mean, they've only been able to convict him in the media but couldn't get a grand jury to indict him?

Are you daft man?
 
You idiots! Osama is obviously a product of the CIA, FBI, FDA, AFT, Mossad, Dept. of Agriculture, DOD, Greenpeace and PETA. Of course he would admit responsibility!

C'mon sheeple. Get with the program. Osama claiming he's responsible is direct evidence that 9/11 was an InSIde jOB!!!!
 
Why is the FBI so slow in updating their website?

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

[qimg]http://www.stopviolence.com/images/9-11/binladen.gif[/qimg]

My guess would be red tape. Specific legalities regarding what can and cannot be put on the poster. Now, let's turn the question back towards you. If the FBI are framing Bin Laden, why haven't they put the info on the poster that they themselves can edit and update? You can't use my explanation because if they are framing him, or using him as a patsy, then they will not be interested in upholding the laws of prosecution.
 
Looks like damage control all over the denier message boards.

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Above is Alex Jones and The Watson Twins.
 
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My guess would be red tape. Specific legalities regarding what can and cannot be put on the poster. Now, let's turn the question back towards you. If the FBI are framing Bin Laden, why haven't they put the info on the poster that they themselves can edit and update? You can't use my explanation because if they are framing him, or using him as a patsy, then they will not be interested in upholding the laws of prosecution.

Did I claim they were framing him? That's some job they're doing.
 
Did I claim they were framing him? That's some job they're doing.

Well if not that, what are you claiming? That FBI office staff are slack? That UBL is innocent of all charges? That UBL has never confessed his guilt in relation to anything? WHAT?
 
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sometime between the time the screenshot in the second link was taken and now the FBI updated their website to reflect his 1994 exile from saudi arabia, at that pace we can expect to see 9/11 on the poster sometime around 2011

That's ok. It's not like he'll be caught by then or anything.
 
Bin Laden was on the FBI's 10 most wanted list before the September 11 attacks. Why should they bother indicting him for those, when he was already wanted, and eligible for the death penalty, for the embassy bombings?

The Feds did, however, raise the reward offered for him from $5 million before September 11, 2001, to $25 million.
 

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