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Orange Split

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Great minds post about ideas, middling minds about events, small minds about people, and the really puny ones about salacious speculations about possible future events in people's lives. Some past FLOTUS apparently believed, and said, something like that.

So, for like-minded puny folks that've found their way to this cerebral forum, here's the (current) FLOTUS-POTUS divorce thread. She's counting the minutes, apparently.

(Speculations and tasteless jokes welcome, obviously. And the great minds here needn't feel left out: you can always chip in with snippets about the evolution of marriage and divorce, and the philosophical underpinnings of transactional relationships, and things like that.)
 
Yes, of course our foreign queen is a gold-digger. But I'd say that she's damn well earned every penny she'd dug, given what she's had to do to get it. I hope she at least had a decent pool boy, or whatever the real-life equivalent is; not because I pity her, but because I pity her poor, much-sinned-against hoo-hah. May it find happiness some day!
 
Gold-digging is hard work. The hardest work there is. Imagine the strain of smiling brightly, all the while desperately holding back your gag reflex.
 
I question if she's an actual Earthling. She appears to be an artificial construct. What if she's recharging at night and Psychobozo steals her battery? Hmm.
 
"Lawyer Christina Previte said it was likely Melania had agreed to a similar code of silence."

But she didn't stay silent. She has supported him publicly several times. She really doesn't seem to care.
That hoo-hah has done nothing to deserve happiness.
 
The moment when you jerk off on Daily Fail junk that seems to confirm you dirty fantasies. It isn't a good moment.


I resent that! I didn't find that remotely jerk-worthy! I have higher standards than that!

(But what's that about? The subject offends you?)
 
And it finally happpens.

IS turns into a gossip circle.

Coming next.

"Insider says Meghan on verge of ditching Harry. Close friend says it has all become to much for her"
 
When there is finally a chick president, what is their partner going to be called.

FMOTUS?
 
And it finally happpens.

IS turns into a gossip circle.


You're welcome.

You can always do the philosophy-underpinning-relationships tangent if that's your thing. Or you can unleash your skeptical mojo and debunk this as unfounded gossip, if that's your thing. Or you can just wallow in this pettiness along with me/us. I can think of further options, but three's plenty to start with.


When there is finally a chick president, what is their partner going to be called.

FMOTUS?


Ah yes, you're from Hobbiton, aren't you?

I don't know, FLOTUS will do I guess? If you don't mind using a Brit-sounding "lad"?
 
Gold-digging is hard work. The hardest work there is. Imagine the strain of smiling brightly, all the while desperately holding back your gag reflex.
There's a solid "well... some people don't care for mushrooms" joke in there, but I'm fighting my own gag reflex as Trump images try to take root.
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