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Off The Deep End

Johnny Pneumatic

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Ckeck this out
I'm pretty sure it's not a parody, I saw not one but two bumper stickers for this on one car yesterday. The car also had a "America Bless God" and other stickers. I can only imagine what the person who owns the van is like. Scary.
 
"Click here to hear a song about Jesus Christ for President."

- No way dude, that's all I need to see right there.

- And yet, part of me hopes it cathes on like wildfire. It never will of course, but if it did? There's an easy half to three-quarters of the Republican base evaporated. :D
 
AtheistArchon said:
"Click here to hear a song about Jesus Christ for President."

- No way dude, that's all I need to see right there.

- And yet, part of me hopes it cathes on like wildfire. It never will of course, but if it did? There's an easy half to three-quarters of the Republican base evaporated. :D

If this isn't a satire, I wish they'd started it last year.
 
NOW we know why some folks are so fired up about amending the Constitution! It's isn't for the benefit of Ah-nuld. It's for the benefit of the Galilean!

Art. II, section 1 of the Constitution provides:
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
Jesus was not a natural born citizen, having been born--according to at least two accounts widely believed to be reliable--in the Middle-East. Nor did Jesus become a citizen of the United States at any time. According to the conventional view, he also failed to attain the age of thirty-five years, having been executed at approximately the age of thirty-three. Despite the fact that there are supposedly many of "his" houses in the country, it is not clear that he is a resident or has any known domicile. Previous efforts to serve him (or his Father) with legal process have been unsuccessful.

There is further the matter of his criminal record. He was tried and convicted of a capital crime, and sentenced to death by torture. Moreover, his crime was that of challenging governmental authority by claiming that he was the ruler for the region. He could easily be the target of a smear campaign engineered by the Roman Legion Veterans for Truth or the Jewish Religious Honchos for Truth.

He was also an unmarried young man who hung around with other young men and called them beloved. You know that this sort of chosen lifestyle isn't going to sit well with the Christian community.

He would also be unable to carry out the oath or affirmation of office: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." He has taken the position that all swearing of oaths should be avoided (Matt. 5:34). He has also taken the position that law from divine sources is paramount (e.g., Matt. 5:17-19), which would be at odds with holding the Constitution as "the supreme Law of the Land" (Const. Art. VI).
 
AtheistArchon said:
"Click here to hear a song about Jesus Christ for President."

- No way dude, that's all I need to see right there.
Interestingly, there's a song entitled "Christ For President" on the 1998 Grammy-nominated Billy Bragg/Wilco/Natalie Merchant collaboration album Mermaid Avenue (words by the great Woody Guthrie). Unfortunately, however, the song advertised on that website is not the song from Mermaid Avenue.
 
AtheistArchon said:
- And yet, part of me hopes it cathes on like wildfire. It never will of course, but if it did? There's an easy half to three-quarters of the Republican base evaporated. :D
Do you ever wonder, if Jesus Christ were to run for president... would he run under the Republican party?
 
Yahweh said:

Do you ever wonder, if Jesus Christ were to run for president... would he run under the Republican party?
No. They only crucify you for being a moderate. Or, the moderates are the only ones who can hold themselves together up there on the cross.
 
SkepticJ said:
Ckeck this out
I'm pretty sure it's not a parody, I saw not one but two bumper stickers for this on one car yesterday. The car also had a "America Bless God" and other stickers. I can only imagine what the person who owns the van is like. Scary.

According to certain punk bands, he already is president.

Actually, Jesus wouldn't make a great president. Once the media found out about all the times he was kicked out of town, his career would be over. And he is not a naturalized citizen of the United States, nor has he ever lived there! Not unless you believe the Book of Mormon, anyway. But I suppose Jesus and Arnie could get together a lobby to have that law changed.
 

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