O'Donnell: I didn't dabble in O'Donnel

[Beerina]

Hey, don't touch that!

 

[Undesired Walrus]

I like this:

Back in the 90s, though the hair was different and Joan Osborne's 90's mainstay "One Of Us" played in the background, O'Donnell maintained a similar stance: "The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!"

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