I hope he removes that ruler before setting it ablaze. No sense in scorching a perfectly good ruler, bravely measuring anything you put up against it. I like rulers, always have.
Did he take the milk out of the milk container before loading in the cement? We don't want cheesy concrete screwing up this very important test.
That coat hanger he's using for the central core - that's MY coat hanger! I been looking for that bad boy ever since I discovered my NWO bomber jacket on the closet floor with no hanger above it!!! Now I gotta check and see if he took anything else! Hey - where's that milk I bought yesterday at the market?!?
What if when he takes it outside to light it on fire it's raining? It wasn't raining on 9/11 so wouldn't that screw up the whole test? I mean everything else is perfect and all, the scale, materials, loading, yellow carpet - but weather is key. Without weather, you can't plan a picnic.