New toys operational.

[Soapy Sam]

Well. I succumbed. The new WiFi router is running, the laptop is dandy, the home network works and I no longer need even get out of bed to browse the Net.

I'm doomed.

 

[El Greco]

Don't forget to buy a bedpan and a catheter for parenteral nutrition

 

[Soapy Sam]

Ah. That explains the bucket that came with the router!

I have a flask of coffee and a bunch of bananas.


What else do I need?

 

[Benguin]

Ah. That explains the bucket that came with the router!

I have a flask of coffee and a bunch of bananas.


What else do I need?

Massage oil and a nubile female. Gotta keep moving or you'll get bed sores.

I was going to say kleenex, but I thought better of it.