My Telepathic Abilities

[Vytautas]

Hello,
Iv learned how to use my telepathic abilities 3 months ago. In those 3 months iv been talkin, sending imaginated pictures/movies like 4 hours a day. Now its really easy for me to communicate in any distance, with any human. If someone wants to believe share you photo and tell me what should i say.
Im sure i can do that anytime. Once iv teleported a plate in my way few meters away, that was by accident, and i dont want to do that again, cause i think cause of that i was having a fever for 1 week.

 

[jimtron]

Welcome! Can you tell me what number I'm thinking? Or if I write something down and tack it to my wall, can you tell me what it says?

 

[fishbait]

cause i think cause of that i was having a fever for 1 week.

Go to a doctor immediatly. You are obviously ill.

 

[Moochie]

Hello,
Iv learned how to use my telepathic abilities 3 months ago. In those 3 months iv been talkin, sending imaginated pictures/movies like 4 hours a day. Now its really easy for me to communicate in any distance, with any human. If someone wants to believe share you photo and tell me what should i say.
Im sure i can do that anytime. Once iv teleported a plate in my way few meters away, that was by accident, and i dont want to do that again, cause i think cause of that i was having a fever for 1 week.

We know you're a moron because if you could do what you claim you would not have needed to post your message here.

M.

 

[colin]

Welcome to the forum, Vytautas!

That sounds cool! I assume you’re eyeing the Million Dollar Challenge. First off, I suggest contacting a local skeptic group so they can test your claim in a controlled way. Are you ok with that?

 

[Oualawouzou]

What colin said.

Furthermore, have you ever tested your ability in a controlled setting? Do you need help in designing a simple test you can run? If so, just say so and we can give you guidelines and suggested protocols.

 

[jezzedout]

 

[TX50]

There used to be a Greek restaurant here where they let you "teleport" plates too!

 

[Apathia]

A troll or a deluded and disturbed individual. I hope he's just a troll.
We love trolls here. They make for free flamebait.

V, if your a troll (an even if you don't know what the word means), you've come to the right place! You'll get all the attention you want and more. Just keep making nonsense posts.

If on the otherhand, you are here to prove to us your paranormal abilities, you've come to the wrong place. Take Fishbait's advice immediately. Then if you still belive you have something beyond a delusion, contact a local skeptics organizarion as others have suggested.

 

[GzuzKryzt]

Hello,
Iv learned how to use my telepathic abilities 3 months ago. In those 3 months iv been talkin, sending imaginated pictures/movies like 4 hours a day. Now its really easy for me to communicate in any distance, with any human. If someone wants to believe share you photo and tell me what should i say.
Im sure i can do that anytime. Once iv teleported a plate in my way few meters away, that was by accident, and i dont want to do that again, cause i think cause of that i was having a fever for 1 week.

I have a piece of paper with your name and a four-digit number on it. Can you tell me which number is on said paper?

With which purpose are you posting in this subforum, Vytautas?

 

[Madalch]

If you tell us where you live, we might be able to put you in contact with a local skeptic group for testing.

 

[Z]

Tell me what my coffee cup looks like, and I'll be fairly convinced.

And, yes, I use the cup just about... let me think... 19-21 hours out of every day. It's my personal cup, bought BY me, FOR me, used and washed only by me.

So, it should be easy!

Yes, and welcome.

 

[Vytautas]

I have a piece of paper with your name and a four-digit number on it. Can you tell me which number is on said paper?

With which purpose are you posting in this subforum, Vytautas?

I dunno i can just guess it was 4321 21 21 or something but is it a telephaty??
Show me your photo and u will hear my voice.

 

[Madalch]

Following Z's example, I will offer $5 to the person who can describe the wineglass that I used for the last 10 years. Nobody else ever used it, and I used it for all my wines. It's very distinctive.

I'm only offering $5 because I may have posted a description somewhere in my anguish when my wife broke it a month or two ago. And "broken" is not an adequate description.

 

[Oualawouzou]

I dunno i can just guess it was 4321 21 21 or something but is it a telephaty??
Show me your photo and u will believe me.

If I understand your claim, you are saying that once you have a picture of someone, you can communicate with this person at will. You are able to telepathically retrieve information from this person that only this person knows. Is this correct?

If so, have you ever tested this ability in a controlled environment, without possibility of cheating or misinterpreting the results?

 

[Vytautas]

A troll or a deluded and disturbed individual. I hope he's just a troll.
We love trolls here. They make for free flamebait.

V, if your a troll (an even if you don't know what the word means), you've come to the right place! You'll get all the attention you want and more. Just keep making nonsense posts.

If on the otherhand, you are here to prove to us your paranormal abilities, you've come to the wrong place. Take Fishbait's advice immediately. Then if you still belive you have something beyond a delusion, contact a local skeptics organizarion as others have suggested.

Sorry, if i annoyed you, and sorry for my bad english, i just want to get one million...

 

[Vytautas]

If I understand your claim, you are saying that once you have a picture of someone, you can communicate with this person at will. You are able to telepathically retrieve information from this person that only this person knows. Is this correct?

If so, have you ever tested this ability in a controlled environment, without possibility of cheating or misinterpreting the results?

No i dont know if im able to retrieve information, but im sure im able to send out information. No i never tested it.

 

[GzuzKryzt]

No i dont know if im able to retrieve information, but im sure im able to send out information. No i never tested it.

If you never tested it, how did you know you have the ability?

 

[Oualawouzou]

No i dont know if im able to retrieve information, but im sure im able to send out information. No i never tested it.

So what makes you think you have any power at all if you never tested it? (ETA: nuts, beaten to the punch...)

What would you consider an acceptable test of your alleged power?

 

[Vytautas]

If you never tested it, how did you know you have the ability?

"If so, have you ever tested this ability in a controlled environment, without possibility of cheating or misinterpreting the results?"

I never tested in controlled enviroment.