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MonsterQuest Bigfoot 2

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OMG, I'm still laughing!

The next to last scene is of the hair scientist stating that the unknown hair sample is a bleached human hair.

The last scene is Mr. Bleached hair talking about how bigfoot is real and caused all the damage at the cabin, blah, blah, blah.

Score one for MonsterQuest!!!
 
GT/CS said:
OMG, I'm still laughing!

The next to last scene is of the hair scientist stating that the unknown hair sample is a bleached human hair.

The last scene is Mr. Bleached hair talking about how bigfoot is real and caused all the damage at the cabin, blah, blah, blah.

Score one for MonsterQuest!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!

That's even better than the Legend Meets Science DVD with Esteban Sarmiento and his Slash hair wearing the magnifying goggles stooping over the Skookum cast looking for hair samples.

I can't wait to see it.
 
kitakaze said:
ROTFLMAO!!!

That's even better than the Legend Meets Science DVD with Esteban Sarmiento and his Slash hair wearing the magnifying goggles stooping over the Skookum cast looking for hair samples.

I can't wait to see it.
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I saw that and I was explaining to my niece who is ten what they were doing. She said "But uncle David that guys hair is touching the thing he is looking for hair on. Wont he find his own hair?"

She is ten. An average ten year old seems to know proper protocol better than the "expert"
 
Did anyone notice how the blood sample they scraped off the screwboard was such a bright red? I've never seen blood look like that after it's been sitting outside for over 2 years. It should have been black.
 
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Did anyone notice how the blood sample they scraped off the screwboard was such a bright red? I've never seen blood look like that after it's been sitting outside for over 2 years. It should have been black.
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I can confirm.

I cut my finger badly with a saw 14 months ago and left a big pool of blood on a wooden table in my garden. I cleaned it up last week ( the table I mean, I cleaned my finger at the time) Black and brownish. no red to be found. This may be because i'm not a Bigfoot. I am 6 foot 5... 18 stone and have size 13 feet though, so you may have expected some redness. Nope.

Real science,in the field,you cant beat it.
 
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Blue clashes with his outfit...not to mention that it also reacts with fecal matter and since there is so much BS attached to this show the entire area would light up.



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They blamed the lack of activity on the late spring and being ahead of the berries coming out. If Hajicek or Meldrum really thought there were Bigfoots harrassing the cabin they would have at the very least arranged something, not necessarily a third episode, for when the berries came. If berries are a reason that Bigfoots come in contact and get aggressive with humans we would have plenty of dead Bigfoots to look at by now. If a Bigfoot is consistently coming to a single known location both Meldrum and Hajicek are not without the resources to do something about it.

One has to consider the possibility that Hajicek knows Bigfoot is a myth but is doing his job making television entertainment.

Also remember the cabin is a place for rent. There's nothing stopping the BFRO with their multi-million dollar backing from renting the place and getting to work discovering Bigfoot. The BFRO (Moneymaker, at least), however, knows that Bigfoot isn't real and the logistics of getting lots of people paying $300 for a Snelgrove expedition isn't feasible with floatplane access.

Let's look to a typical Bigfoot enthusiast organization excuse about focusing on specific areas:

Q: If you are finding good evidence in one area, why go somewhere else? Why not focus your attention and expeditions there?

A: We do and we don't. The people who come on the expeditions can focus on the target areas after the expedition if they choose. Some do, and become part of a regional BFRO chapter.

We don't focus all of our attention on one location. That would be unwise. Among the most important things we are learning from these expeditions is the range of their habitats, and the commonalities of the evidence and behavior in these different habitats.

We are better, by a very wide margin, than any other group or collective ever has been, at getting close to these animals, mainly because we've explored so many different habitat areas across the continent and compared notes. If we had not done that we would know only a small fraction of what we know about this species.

We have observed and experienced things that indicate patterns of behavior, patterns that are consistent enough to anticipate in other habitat areas. We think it is very important to see if those same patterns exist in other areas, and how they may vary.
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Of course, if you are the MABRC in Oklahoma, you do focus on one area (by the garbage dump) and get surrounded by talking Bigfoots every time you walk in the bush. They're just so sneaky.
 
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kitakaze said:
Of course, if you are the MABRC in Oklahoma, you do focus on one area (by the garbage dump) and get surrounded by talking Bigfoots every time you walk in the bush. They're just so sneaky.
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"They" would be MABRC or bigfoots?;)
 
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Yes, the MABRC are so sly with their 25 BFGTV youtube videos where nothing remotely resembling a Bigfoot ever makes an appearance.:D
 
kitakaze said:
Yes, the MABRC are so sly with their 25 BFGTV youtube videos where nothing remotely resembling a Bigfoot ever makes an appearance.:D
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That's the key to making a good z-grade creature feature. Not overplaying your hand. MABRC dudes whirling around terrified in the dark, bolting through the grass from an unseen terror, claustrophobic tension in an acid van- are all great techniques for suspense and entertainment. Showing the guy in a suit blows the whole effect. MARBC's "films" are awesome. Compare them to Patterson's lame-o movie. Booooooooooring.
 
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learner said:
I can confirm.

I cut my finger badly with a saw 14 months ago and left a big pool of blood on a wooden table in my garden. I cleaned it up last week ( the table I mean, I cleaned my finger at the time) Black and brownish. no red to be found. This may be because i'm not a Bigfoot. I am 6 foot 5... 18 stone and have size 13 feet though, so you may have expected some redness. Nope.

Real science,in the field,you cant beat it.
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On that note, I did once watch someone cut their finger over ice. It instantly solidified into a kind of crusty bright red substance, and stayed that way.

Anyway, end random trivia, bigfoot isn't real ;)
 
GreyICE said:
On that note, I did once watch someone cut their finger over ice. It instantly solidified into a kind of crusty bright red substance, and stayed that way.

Anyway, end random trivia, bigfoot isn't real ;)
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Oh, no. I can't believe you posted that.

Now we'll have at least a dozen skeptics trying the blood-over-ice trick!!!
 
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