Million Pound Nessie Challenge

[Hapexamendios]

The bookmaker William Hill is offering £1,000,000 for evidence of the Loch Ness Monster, to be ratified by staff from the Natural History Museum:


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Hill’s have teamed up with the organisers of Rock Ness music festival, which runs on the banks of Loch Ness from June 9th to 10th in an effort to produce proof of the existence of Nessie. The bookies have put up a Nessie Reward of £1 Million to anyone who can convince experts at the Natural History Museum that Nessie exists –but are offering odds of 250/1 about it happening in 2007.

250/1 - the same odds as Prince Williams marrying Paris Hilton and rather shorter than Cherie Blair having an affair with Gordon Brown (500/1, from the same site).

 

[richardm]

Go to the experts and say "I will give you £500,000 if you say my evidence is good enough" and see how it goes.

 

[Spektator]

A million-pound Nessie? That's 5000 tons! How does the beast even--oh, wait a minute.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

Hmm. . I think it cost Mr. Burns a little more than that to pump out the Loch and capture Nessie. Still. . think of the fame!