Michael Jackson is not dead.

[Tailgater]

I'm guessing that should start any day now, so I'll throw it out there. He's the next "King" to be hiding somewhere in world for the next few decades, till he dies of old age. He had plenty of reasons to do it.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

He's not dead, he's undead.

 

[Tailgater]

Ha, I'm late. Didn't see it.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4846607#post4846607

 

[NWO Sentryman]

He's not dead, he's undead.

He's with elvis working on a Duet of Thriller.

 

[dudalb]

He's not dead, he's undead.

I wondered how long until "The Dancing Zombie" showed up.....

 

[Lisa Simpson]

I wish I could make an animated avatar of the dancing zombie, but I don't think I can capture video on my Mac.

 

[Thunder]

I am gonna try to be respectful to this man, who made a great contribution to our culture, and save all jokes about his death, till after the traditional Jewish period of mourning is over. I think its 7 days.

 

[Juniversal]

He's with elvis working on a Duet of Thriller.

Elvis, Tupac and Michael are all hanging out together on an unknown island waiting to make there big debut in a new age revolutionary band.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

This just in from the NWO. Elvis, MJ and Tupac are all scheduled for the next Bohemian Grove concert.

 

[Jono]

This just in from the NWO. Elvis, MJ and Tupac are all scheduled for the next Bohemian Grove concert.

Ah yes, the Molek Pack.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

Ah yes, the Molek Pack.

But IMHO, that's a load of owl.

 

[I Ratant]

I heard there was a mysterious ambulance arrival at Parkland Hospital in Dallas Texas, where JFK is living.

 

[bob_cadaver]

I saw a thread on David Icke where some poster thinks that Michael Jackson died about 20 years ago when he did the Pepsi commercial where caught his hair on fire and has been replaced with some sort of duplicate, his family paid off, etc..:
It's pretty to clear to anyone but us sheeple when he REALLY died....

 

[aggle-rithm]

Let's get it over with...

Hitler.

 

[Travis]

I saw a thread on David Icke where some poster thinks that Michael Jackson died about 20 years ago when he did the Pepsi commercial where caught his hair on fire and has been replaced with some sort of duplicate, his family paid off, etc..:
It's pretty to clear to anyone but us sheeple when he REALLY died....

That's where The Onion got its idea.

 

[TjW]

I saw a thread on David Icke where some poster thinks that Michael Jackson died about 20 years ago when he did the Pepsi commercial where caught his hair on fire and has been replaced with some sort of duplicate, his family paid off, etc..:
It's pretty to clear to anyone but us sheeple when he REALLY died....

That would certainly explain why he and Paul McCartney got along.

 

[arthwollipot]

I heard he'd been seen at a burger joint in Mexico.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

He's not dead. He's..... resting