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Men in Black - reality?

JJR

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"No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer than the planet Venus. Even the President of your . . . United States of America . . . Hubert Humphrey Jr. . . .thought he saw a UFO once. But it's been proven: he only saw the planet Venus."

This is the kind of thing MIBs are supposed to say. An actor playing one said this on the X-files . . . the only show where Hollywood has ever even come close to depicting them accurately.

You see, in every Hollywood creation . . . Dark Skies, Men In Black (starring Will Smith), etc. the "MIBs" are wearing black blazers with plain old white shirts underneath and a black tie. The one on the X Files had a black blazer, plus a black shirt and a black tie. He had a sort of bluesman hat with a cool black band around it. I have such a hat, and it's cool. I got it from PAPPA.

My friend Mark has seen a black hellicopter or two. In the desert. I really love that guy. He's a cool dude.

Yep. He's OBVIOUSLY cool. Yeaaah.

The Celtic legends have Men in Black that are tricksters. Obvioiusly the main trick being the immitation of human males dressed in black, when they are really fairies. Silly fairies.

Is any of this real? The concept of aliens is always interesting because even though it has nothing to do with religion a certain ammount of faith is required due to the success of geocentric attitudes inflicting their will on an indifferent and apathetic public.

There is nothing wrong with faith. Properly researched, every endeavor of Man is good to know about including religion. Just remember that some men will use every invention for evil, and not for the betterment of Mankind as was probably intended by the inventor. Every religion is a collection of philosophys . . . the debate and contemplation of which is usually quite therapudic.

But besides all of that . .. geez, did we just find a probe maybe? Like our Voyager but with alien technology? Do we HAVE anti-gravity?? Faster than light drive?? Anti matter reactors??? These people in the woods are seeing SOMETHING.

My GOD man!!:cool:

And blah blah in WWI the Germans (my family was in that war - great granpa Heinreich) used to shine a slide of the Mother Mary over themselves so the French wouldn't shoot them. Logically, if an enemy recon sees a fighter jet he'll start shootin', but an alien craft from another galaxy??

Duh. But . . . do we have anti-gravity??? How soon 'till we have an elevator to a permanent space station?? Can we tour?? Do we need tethered stattelites for that, or are we going with the bean stalk? Bucci balls for building material??

I wanna be in spaaaaace mon. I'll do some more roller coasters to prepare for it. ;)

Oh, and of course all of this is moot if you believe that the earth is flat (Flat Earth Society) and that the govmment don't wanna let anyone into space that will talk 'bout the truth. Strange . . . I'm not just quoting Kevin Alfred Strom from Dissident Voices like some barely educated skinhead who heard the show when I talk about the Flat Earth Society.

I first heard about it when I was a child . . . not sure of the age, but I was very young. If Kevin Strom talks about it, maybe he and I were similarly educated. We have a similar background . . . perhaps . . . if you can remember being taught about this as a child, you were meant for more than teh average guy.

Anyway, Strom is cool. We all love him a lot. I wonder what his favorite novel is?

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Wasn't Jesse Ventura the X-File's MIB? Was never a huge fan of the show but that episode was freakin' awesome. :)
 
Wasn't Jesse Ventura the X-File's MIB? Was never a huge fan of the show but that episode was freakin' awesome. :)

I believe it was "The Body" soon-to-be mayor (or whatever position he attained). The show also had him driving like a race car driver.

My Grandfather drove like this, was huge like Arnold (or Jessie) back when even professional boxers had sagging man-boobs . . . he was just a facinating individual who only disliked Mexicans a little when he was younger. He grew out of it.

My buddy Mark reminds me of him in some ways. He is also a race car driver. He looks very intense when he is driving . . . and is always wearing sun glasses.

Grandpa got me into weight lifting and martial arts as a teen. He lived to be 91 . . . and died on his birthday. He and Jessie (in that role on the X Files) acted a lot alike.

I'm glad to have been raised by him. Spent nearly every Summer there, robbing the bees and making home made ice cream.
 
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Going for the MIB look except for my red t-shirt.

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I read half of the original post and it was gibberish. Does it get any better?
 
I don't see how people expect to believe that black paint can be put on a helicopter. White paint sure, but black? It's just not possible. Only aliens have that technology.
 
In the X Files episode "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" the MiBs were Jesse "The Body" Ventura and gameshow host Alex Trebek.

Hilarious episode, with good examples of the problems of eyewitness testimony and confirmation bias. One of the best episodes of the show and for once very skeptic friendly.
 
JJR - You have to stop smoking pot, man. Look what it's doing to you.
 
In the X Files episode "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" the MiBs were Jesse "The Body" Ventura and gameshow host Alex Trebek.

Hilarious episode, with good examples of the problems of eyewitness testimony and confirmation bias. One of the best episodes of the show and for once very skeptic friendly.

I loved when Mulder says to Ventura, "Men in Black are known to act erradically so that anyone who attempts to describe what went on . . . ends up sounding like a lunatic!!!" And Jessie replied, "I don't see anything here that would make you sound crazy if you repeated it." and just then the second MIB shows his face . . . and it's Alex Trebek. He simply says, "You're feeling very sleepy. Very . . . relaxed."

And Mulder immediately passes out, waking up in the morning in his bed fully clothed next to Scully. Amazing episode.
 
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JJR - You have to stop smoking pot, man. Look what it's doing to you.

I have simply asked if MIBs exist . . . I haven't even speculated about the other MIBs . . . the ones with the high science training. Is there a colony or three??
 
I don't see how people expect to believe that black paint can be put on a helicopter. White paint sure, but black? It's just not possible. Only aliens have that technology.


Black, unmarked hellicopters are unusual. Why would they have no markings?
 
Are you implying that on another network they would be naked together?? Hey, sounds hot . . . even though they would have no memory of the good time . .. m'kay? :rolleyes:
Not Fox as in TV...Fox as in Mulder. No way I would lie in bed with Gillian Anderson and remain fully dressed :)
 
Not Fox as in TV...Fox as in Mulder. No way I would lie in bed with Gillian Anderson and remain fully dressed :)

Neither would I . . . unless I was laid out (unconscious) by a high-tech sound or microwave weapon utilized by an Alex Trebek look-alike employed by the military. You know, sailors used to fry sea gulls with the microwave aimer for their large guns. Microwaves tell them if they are on target or something like that.

At least that's what I heard. :boggled:
 
Neither would I . . . unless I was laid out (unconscious) by a high-tech sound or microwave weapon utilized by an Alex Trebek look-alike employed by the military. You know, sailors used to fry sea gulls with the microwave aimer for their large guns. Microwaves tell them if they are on target or something like that.

At least that's what I heard. :boggled:
Or was a victim of one of those psy-ops who made you faint.

D'oh, never mind. Mulder wasn't a goat. :p
 

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