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Maybe YOU should vie for the Republican nomination

Even if I cheat and keep going, I collect something like all but one (and that question is flawed) of the "fail" balloons.
 
If by some comedy of errors of truly Titanic proportions I should get nominated, not only would an Obama win be assured, bit it would take the GOP about a thousand years to recover from the botch I would make of it even if I tried to sincerely run on the platform.
 
I don't think the selection process is even as complex as the flowchart in the OP. I think's it's more like this:

1. Are you Mitt Romney?

If no, please send a list of your qualifications to 310 First Street, SE, Washington, DC 20003.
 

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