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Martha Stewart


What can I say? You are my everything! My sister and I model every aspect of our lives after your unparalled taste.
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Yikes, people!

Innocent or not, get a life!

If Martha Stewart is your "everything," you're not bringing much to the table to begin with.

I think the feedback area should be set up more like a dynamic guestbook, so then we could see the hatemail as well. It would be much more engaging.
 
This is the email that I sent her:

"You are a bad person and I hope that you go to jail
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luvtinayothers said:
This is the email that I sent her:

"You are a bad person and I hope that you go to jail
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See, now THAT's entertainment!
 
I like Martha

Martha has helped to make doing ityourself cool again. The charge being brought against her now is obstruction of justice. The specific obstruction is denying to admit to a crime she's not accused of. That's one step away from being charged with conspiracy to engage in acts normally considered legal.
 
I equate Martha Stewart with Michael Bolton and Kenny G: they take the beautiful and make it banal.

For that alone, she ought to rot in Hell.
 
kookbreaker said:


So wait, you wanna save Micheal Jackson but fry Martha Stewart?
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Think of all the joy and beauty Michael has brought our world.
Could you live with yourself if Michael committed suicide? Just
ponder that for a minute, mister.
I could live with myself if Martha went to jail. The world could do
without her, but not without the magic that is Michael.
 
luvtinayothers said:


Think of all the joy and beauty Michael has brought our world.
Could you live with yourself if Michael committed suicide? Just
ponder that for a minute, mister.
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I don't need even a second. If Micheal Jackson wants to kill himself, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there whome are more then willing to help him do that. Besides, it ain't like he's released anything good in years anyway.

I could live with myself if Martha went to jail. The world could do
without her, but not without the magic that is Michael.
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Micheal ran out of magic years ago. Rule of thumb: If a former star needs to sue his music company for supposed racial discrimination because his latest album flopped horribly, said star is out of magic.
 
Stop the Martha bashing now please. :mad:

I can't be the only guy on here with a Martha fetish??

Martha Martha Martha!

I'd love to be her prison biatch.:rolleyes:
 
can I just second martin's post and say, WTF is she and what has she done to be, as it says on the pic on that website 'a good thing'

is she a porn star or something?
 
Martinm said:
Who the hell is Martha Stewart?
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A celebrity who is being targeted to serve as "an example" to others. She is being charged with lying about committing a crime, but she is not being charged with the crime she allegedly lied about committing.

As soon as anyone figures that out, I'd like to hear the rationalization...
 
Hazelip said:


A celebrity who is being targeted to serve as "an example" to others. She is being charged with lying about committing a crime, but she is not being charged with the crime she allegedly lied about committing.

As soon as anyone figures that out, I'd like to hear the rationalization...
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Geez, Hazelip, you take the fun out of EVERYTHING!

Picky, picky, picky...
 
I only know one thing about Martha Stewart, I could kill her with nothing more than how I wrap my presents.

You see, I saw her once and only once on TV, and she was showing Jay Leno or some other wanker how to wrap a present, and she was insisting it had to be perfect. The present she wrapped could have been wrapped by a supernatural being whose powers where the ability to wrap presents perfectly down to the quantum level. Anyway Jay did a half assed job, and she was disgusted with him.

I was like, "IT'S A PRESENT BIATCH, THEY TEAR THE FRIGGIN THING OPEN ANYWAY."

I usually wrap the presents I give in newspaper or those catalogue things that get left in the mail box. It's much more personal I think, coz if I am giving the gift to a guy I wrap it with the women in their underware on top, if giving to a gal, I wrap with the guys in their underware showing. And some of those catalogues have some good looking people in them. ;)

Perhaps I've said too much, what did the present wrapping nazi do anyway? The crime I mean.
 
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