"Lucifer's hotpocket" eBay again...

[Questioninggeller]

I don't even think these people are even trying to come up with BS stories anymore...

Some people may think that the Devil is make-beleive, but let me tell you , mister he is not! How do I know? Because Lucifer has inhabited my peperoni Hotpocket. His face mocking the hungry from its delicious crust, teasing and cruelly taunting all humans with late-night munchies, for the hungry are weak.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5545842479

 

[Yahweh]

I give in! I'm a BELIEVER!