I love this:
"!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!! Post Script- In case any of you think that this is a scam, I guarantee you it is not."
Now I feel all better.
"The 21 MILLION dollars will be distributed thusly, and any other sales over 1 MILLION of other images; 1) Uncle Sam - The U.S. Government will first get their share, then eBay, the remainder minus $ 500,000.00 for myself will be used to establish a political party known as the PARTY OF TRUTH - based on the presented reality and the fact that all humans were not designed equally, HOWEVER ALL HUMANS MUST TREAT EACH OTHER EQUALLY. The balance and any other sale over 1MILLION dollars of any related images will follow the same formula with my percentage adjusted accordingly, will be used to start up a toy/video game corporation employing ONLY DISABLED WAR VETERANS - with the representations presented acting as models. You may consider this a binding contract. My word is my bond. Thank you. I hope this clarifies matters."
Party of Truth!?! Well why didn't he say so. I'm totally on board now. I won't even mind his half a million personal cut.