K.C. HAUGE, Return of the Psychic Swordsman
As I, Kenneth C. Hauge. Have stated for the last 5 years and 3 notarized Apps. I am able to Send to and receive back a physical sensation of another person. Lady's only. The side effects are a mild sexual stimulation, and a warm and relaxed feeling. The monitors at a sleep disorder clinic would work, that I so share the same heart rate, blood pressure, and also brain waves, I think? Can also produce heat with my hand's.
I would ask that we put aside the silly games, And the insults, And get on with the real test that Randi DID offer two years ago.
This is not a joke, I'm doing it for the cash, And to publicly prove you wrong.
Thank you, KC Hauge
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Dear Mr. Hauge,
Based upon our previous experiences with you, we are rejecting your claim without further comment.
Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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Here is the letter from Mr. Hauge that preceded this new application and prompted our decision on his latest claim:
Dear Randi & Andy,
One more time, boys. I do have a true gift. I do hear by publicly state that your "Open Challeagen" of $1,000,000 is a FROUD and a SCAM. With out it, you are out of work, right?
This is a lawful notice of civil action, to be servied by First Class US Mail that defendant(s) James Randi and Andrew Harter, et al. HAVE DENIED THE PLAINTIFF KC HAUGE, the right to prove my claim of ESP, and have publicly called me a LIER. There for, this lawful suit will be files for, MIS-REPRESENTATION, and SLANDER.
Thank You,
KC HAUGE, PROPRIS PERSONA
...which was preceded by this claim letter...
I'm KC Hauge and I'm able to send and shear a physical sensation with another person. I'm sure that it can be monitored by equipment in a sleep disorder clinic. I can be there in a day.
-KC HAUGE
.............which was responded to with this:
Dear Mr. Hauge,
I am unable to decipher the nature of your claim. Are you claiming to possess paranormal powers? If so, how do you propose to demonstrate it?
Please be as clear as possible in your response.
............which was then followed by this:
I was thinking that a sleep disorder clinic would have ALL you need for proof. You pick the test subject. All I would ask, Is that she be a Lady. A redhead would be nice. Open-minded and intelligent. The side effects can be fun. And it's not something I would enjoy with a guy. Sorry ! but I'm not PC.
After 3 years I do think it's time for you to accomodate me. Bring the check! OR!!! How about on Larry King Live? No Gut's?
cc: Larry King
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You get the picture, I hope.
As I, Kenneth C. Hauge. Have stated for the last 5 years and 3 notarized Apps. I am able to Send to and receive back a physical sensation of another person. Lady's only. The side effects are a mild sexual stimulation, and a warm and relaxed feeling. The monitors at a sleep disorder clinic would work, that I so share the same heart rate, blood pressure, and also brain waves, I think? Can also produce heat with my hand's.
I would ask that we put aside the silly games, And the insults, And get on with the real test that Randi DID offer two years ago.
This is not a joke, I'm doing it for the cash, And to publicly prove you wrong.
Thank you, KC Hauge
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Dear Mr. Hauge,
Based upon our previous experiences with you, we are rejecting your claim without further comment.
Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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Here is the letter from Mr. Hauge that preceded this new application and prompted our decision on his latest claim:
Dear Randi & Andy,
One more time, boys. I do have a true gift. I do hear by publicly state that your "Open Challeagen" of $1,000,000 is a FROUD and a SCAM. With out it, you are out of work, right?
This is a lawful notice of civil action, to be servied by First Class US Mail that defendant(s) James Randi and Andrew Harter, et al. HAVE DENIED THE PLAINTIFF KC HAUGE, the right to prove my claim of ESP, and have publicly called me a LIER. There for, this lawful suit will be files for, MIS-REPRESENTATION, and SLANDER.
Thank You,
KC HAUGE, PROPRIS PERSONA
...which was preceded by this claim letter...
I'm KC Hauge and I'm able to send and shear a physical sensation with another person. I'm sure that it can be monitored by equipment in a sleep disorder clinic. I can be there in a day.
-KC HAUGE
.............which was responded to with this:
Dear Mr. Hauge,
I am unable to decipher the nature of your claim. Are you claiming to possess paranormal powers? If so, how do you propose to demonstrate it?
Please be as clear as possible in your response.
............which was then followed by this:
I was thinking that a sleep disorder clinic would have ALL you need for proof. You pick the test subject. All I would ask, Is that she be a Lady. A redhead would be nice. Open-minded and intelligent. The side effects can be fun. And it's not something I would enjoy with a guy. Sorry ! but I'm not PC.
After 3 years I do think it's time for you to accomodate me. Bring the check! OR!!! How about on Larry King Live? No Gut's?
cc: Larry King
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You get the picture, I hope.