June Stundie Finals

[Travis]

So first let us honor the winner from May. A debunker actually get's it this time. And they get it for dismissing claims by Phil Plait:

Then you start offering "proof" of your claims by presenting the ramblings of an ASTRONOMER?!

Do you even know what type of professionals to look for when discussing these issues?
Not a person that looks through a freaking telescope.
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And now the finalists from June.

1) And over here we have the "pre-sagged" trusses. So that you don't have to wait for an apocalyptic fire to get that droopy look.

No. A sagging truss is not truss failure.

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2) I have a sneaking suspicion this person either didn't read The Protocols or knows very little about the Federal Reserve.

If the Protocols were a forgery committed in 1905, it was still an accurate predictor of a forgery as to how the system of usury by the Federal Reserve system works today.

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3) Agenda item #2. Redefine "depopulation" to mean the USA increases it's population by about three million a year.

What you young men here don’t know is your sperm counts are so far down most of you are impotent as measured by WHO standards of 30 years ago.

Oh….but don’t worry…I’m just a crazy ‘conspriacy nutter’ who has **** for brains right? Yeah, well you young guys are so chock full of BPA and eostrogen you are just about wimmin. You think the stuff I am writing about does not affect you? Guess again. It affects you very, very greatly. They are poisoning you and chemically castrating you. And that includes a massive loss of libido and an increased interest in being homosexual.

Men are sold the lie that homosexuality is ‘by birth’. Nope. The Rockefellers are spending billions promoting homosexuality in both sexes. They would not be doing that if they did not think it had an impact. That is why you see the promotion of the homosexual lifestyle…

Agenda #1. Depopulation.

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4) Yeah, I'm totally sure the Summer Solstice will arrive on March 3rd next year just to be all rebellious.

numbers dont mean anything to me really. theyre just man made units to quantify nature, which doesnt use numbers. sure, you can count how many things there are, but trying to predict what nature is going to do by calculations is impossible.

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5) "Aliens from the underground fourth dimension" sounds like the kind of stupid film premise an executive comes up with after a weekend coke binge. "We'll also say they faked all but the first moon landing even though they had easy access to the Moon."

they were only unexpected to the astronauts if what Bieler says was true, and they did actually go to the moon once. The Nazis had saucers at the end of the war, and the Nazis were funded by American bankers, so no real difference between USA Elite and them. All Illuminati.

they have invisible and silent craft now (also time travel and portal tec), while NASA are still playing around with stone age stuff. No doubt they got all that tec from aliens, and aliens run the planet anyway, mostly from underground and the 4th dimension, as we know from the reptilian research, and MILAB research.

whatever is going on as to spacecraft, one thing is for sure, NASA is a load of propaganda bxxxxxs.

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6) Does believing in nuclear fusion now get you classified as a heathen?

For all the Atheists out there, try to deny this! If there is no God, how does the sun stay burning when there's no oxygen in space?

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7) This is what happens when you spend your entire life never getting up before noon.......and have way too much faith your clock is correct.

Around these parts, the sunrise is to begin at 5:47. I've noticed lately it seems to be a tad earlier. A month ago I went out at 4:45 to see the planets in alignment and the sky wasn't dark enough to see them. This morning I let the dogs out at 5:02 am and it was already light outside- not daybreak at all but new day arrived.

Is this normal? Is this unusual? Has the planet's axis changed? Because someone needs to inform the folks who print the almanacs and let them know.

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8) So what was the reason this person signed on in the first place? Did they think the "truth" was ironic?

I had my name removed from the AE911truth petition. I refuse to support any organization that discredits us by having it's leader appear at a conspiracy promotion event.

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9) I hate it when this happens. Everyone telling me that invisible photographs don't count as evidence for invisible bigfoot.

There is a plenty of proof, but unfortunately it is entirely unprovable.

It looks like folk are going to tie you up in knots about what is God, what isn't God and where did God come from etc.

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10) What wild notion is this that anyone can make a valid argument? Whatever happened to argumentative elitism?

A valid argument is valid regardless of who makes it.

C'mon now, I don't want to get into it with you again, but really. If your statement were true that would mean that anyone in the world could make an argument on anything at all, and according to you it would be valid. Do you really believe that?? Of course maybe it comes down what you mean by valid.

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11) I'm gonna guess that all the guys that have wineries are the guys that have wineries.

spoiler warning…it’s terrible music but passable wine.

http://www.illuminativini.com

And you ****ers say they do not exist? They have their own winery FFS. How many guys here have their own winery?

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12) I'm not sure I really want much to do with meat that comes from something other than agriculture.

I'm convinced that the entire demonization of red meat by the corporate mass media is a deliberately disseminated misinformation campaign to get consumers to buy the processed food products of Big Agriculture instead of fresh meat.

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13) Yeah, when did a big, airliner sized hole every prove to be a problem?

..and the rest of the part without holes Richard? Did it occur to you that the collision put a hole in ONE SPOT, not riddling the entire building to swiss cheese.

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14) And the brave WTC 7 said "gravity has no hold over me" and willed itself into deep space.

There is no reason that WTC 7 should have acquired any downward momentum in the first place.

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15) Wrong. Everyone knows that antelope only pay in platinum spheres.

No. it is not. Gold is nature's money for 5000+ years of human history and will still be so, long after the dollar is gone,

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16) Aha. I'm a pale white person because I don't drink coffee.........wait.........how does that explain the Swedish? Will vegans give rise to a population of very green and pretentious people that watch "films" but not "movies"? I demand answers!

How did all these different peoples come about, when God created Adam and from Adam came Eve?

So accordingly we should all look alike—now there are different peoples of different colour---diet has much to do with this.

God said right in the beginning; do not drink blood—man ignored this and so people became black because they drank blood and ate monkeys and gorillas, and all the creatures Yahweh said we must not eat.

This is a realistic conclusion, and is verified by many dieticians—you become what you eat.

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17) What's really sad here is this person spent a lot of time trying to connect the dots but was still forced to just randomly reverse a number order to get it to work. -SIVART

Sirius, the dog-star, is so called because it lies in the constellation Canis Major. Canine, Latin for dog, was shortened by the Masons/Hollywood to K-9 in Doctor Who and Rin Tin Tin K-9 Cop. NASA even has a Mars rover called K-9. Since K is the 11th letter of the alphabet, K-9 is numerically 119 or 911.
Before 1679 the constellation Columba (the Dove) occupied the same space as (was one with) Canis Major/Sirius. Since then the two constellations have drifted apart, but symbolically the Illuminati still associate the Dove with Sirius/Isis/Mary. The Columbine “blazing star” flower, Colombe meaning Dove, is a 5-petaled flower. In ancient Egypt the hieroglyph for Sirius included a 5-pointed star. In the U.S. District of “Columbia” the Masons built numerous 5-pointed star pentagrams into the roads/architecture. Is it not coincidental how the 5-sided Pentagon building would be attacked on 9/11, the same day it began construction 60 years prior? And is it not interesting how the numbers 911 and 5 relate back to Sirius the K-9, and Sirius the Columbine 5-pointed blazing star?

Now, I see how the 1999 shootings at Columbine were foreshadowing for 911. I see that April 20 could be a numeric reference. Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889.

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18) This is good news for the people of Centralia, Pennsylvania who can now move back as it would appear the fire under their town doesn't exist.

99 days? What kind of fire can't be put out for 99 days?

Friction from the collapse?

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19) I have a sister that always blames "thickened gravity" for her inability to lose weight. I never knew she was downwind from a volcano.

What's next? Canceling flights due 2 2 many mozzies in the air? Grow some gonads Qantas! The ash cloud will improve fuel economy, due 2 thickened gravity.

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20) And we know what things are impossible because...................Gumby? No.....that isn't it.

You're using circular logic. You're saying it was impossible to do, so they didn't do it.

Of course, why would somebody attempt to do something that is impossible?

So there you have it folks. Vote your hearts out and argue for your picks.

 

[Greedo]

Man! There are some nice ones, hard to pick!

 

[Travis]

Yeah, I had to leave quite a few good ones off. That's why I only finished so late. There were a lot of good nominations last month.

 

[Horatius]

Normally I try to only vote for three options, but this time I had to go with five....

 

[RedIbis]

What the hell Travis? There were two perfectly good Stundie nominations hilighting my ridiculous assertions, and you didn't pick either for the finals.

I've been to the ball far too many times, not to get asked to dance.

 

[Spindrift]

What the hell Travis? There were two perfectly good Stundie nominations hilighting my ridiculous assertions, and you didn't pick either for the finals.

I've been to the ball far too many times, not to get asked to dance.

The award is for amateurs not professionals.

 

[TheRedWorm]

It's hard to pick your ridiculous assertions, Red; you rarely state them.

Oh and, for me, it's #6. Right up there with the guy who said that we didn't go to the moon because the rockets couldn't hold enough coal...

 

[000063]

Sweet, mine made it in just under the wire!

I ended up voting for 8 of these.

 

[Rolfe]

So much stupid, so litle time....

I love 7, I really do, but you know, 6 has to be it this month.

Rolfe.

 

[Nursedan]

Unprovable proof FTW!

I once found some rocks that were sticks....

Edit: Dang it - now I'm thinking #6 might be better. Because of course one of the functions of God is to supernaturally light the sun.

 

[Tolls]

I'm going for number 6 as well. There's something quite endearing about thinking the sun works via magic.

I'm also going to go for 17 simply because it mentions Doctor Who.

 

[NoahFence]

#13 was a conversation whereby the truther said there was only one hole in the side of the tower, so that's why it was "oxygen starved"

That's what got it stundied.....

 

[Andy_Ross]

5 and 6 are both first class. It's been a good month.

 

[CompusMentus]

6 does it for me, it's so succinctly daft. 17 is a close runner-up though. I've always been a sucker for numerology.

Compus

 

[jaydeehess]

Having just read "THe God Particle" by Leon Lederman I had to vote number 4 and 4 alone

 

[Travis]

Another aspect of #6 is that oxygen is ultimately made in stars.

Some famous guy once talked about us being nothing but "stardust".

 

[akama1]

6 , 16 and 19 for me, 19 i re-read a few times, and even now i can not see how he managed that leap of logic. 16 is racism in a naive way , Yet 6 is pure gold, up there with the best and reminiscent of http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2011/06/i_grow_concerned_for_your_cran.php , a little knowledge is a dangerous thing

 

[BobHaulk]

number 6 is a shoe in for the award but i can't help liking number 19 "thickened gravity" mainly cause it looks like thick gravy and l like thick gravy on a sunday roast.

 

[brazenlilraisin]

3,5,6,14,16. Six is a Stundie of rare quality.

 

[KDLarsen]

So many to choose from. I had to go with 6, 7, 8, 11 & 19. Especially number 8 and 19 makes me reach for something to apply to my forehead before it slams into my desk.