July Stundie Finals

[Travis]

The winner from June everyone! Behold the arrogance of ignorance.

"For all the Atheists out there, try to deny this! If there is no God, how does the sun stay burning when there's no oxygen in space?"
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So now onto the July finals.

1) How dare you engage in speculation at least equal to my own!

The PTB on earth chose not to join the GF when they were offered it..they are happy with their alliance with the greys and reptilians..These AIs your talking about are pure speculation...Your societies have been exposed to mind control weapons derived from the draconians you have been demonized by the beast..that's the only AI you have been exposed too..microchipping and mind control have already passed..

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2) I think the obvious question is when is this ever necessary? I mean how often does he encounter a "heterophobe"?

You're timing was excellent for this article on heterophobia. I was helping my landlord photograph one of the apartments and he actually told me that I'm not feminine enough. Ya think? I have a big hairy beard and I usually announce to other men that I am a homophobe if I think it is necessary.

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3) What I find deeply disturbing is that the person that wrote this was probably turned on by it. On the positive side we've learned that pederasty is now gender neutral and only men with small genitals engage in it.

O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951) slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager.

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

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4) We can add an "instant atmosphere remover" to the list of superweapons the real culprits of 9/11 used. But only on that day for some reason.

+An explosive is silent in a vacuum.

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5) In this person's world the slaves rule since the "free" are too busy being creative with reality.

Could we just speculate without sheepdogs barking about proof all the time... proof is slave talk. Free people think, and speculate.

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6) You gotta love those crazy murderous religions that also have strange rules about bragging.

1. it wasn't the Beatles doing, unseen forces behind the Beatles arranged it.

2. these hidden forces are Luciferian. It is in the religion that they have to tell the people what they are doing, they use covert methods to do this, symbolism, backwards messages etc.

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7) Why investigate fires when all of them are just oxidation?

Why do we investigate plane crashes when nearly all of them are caused by gravity?

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8) You know what else was undermined deliberately? Slavery.

Patriarchy failed because it was attacked, subverted and undermined deliberately…not because some men abused their women.

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9) Well people said it was waste of money to keep cops showing up at the scene of crimes that didn't happen.

If cops were so good at stopping crime, why do they always turn up after the fact?

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10) And if the planet were really an oblate spheroid a dropped ball would roll to the equator!

third if our planet was traveling through space at 17,000 miles per hr, we would have no cloud cover, it would blow away.

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11) It's good that the courts are taking the time to establish that the USS Constellation did not explode inside the Pentagon.

The plaintiff's desk was about 40 feet from the supposed point of impact, and she is living proof that no 60 or 70 thousand tons of airliner and contents came bursting, ripping, exploding into the space around her, spewing fragments, parts and burning fuel everywhere

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12) If this had been intended as irony it would have been brilliant. I love the fractured logic of "thinking men".

He would most likely be in jail where he belongs. No one has the right to take away the right of another.

I don't have the right to take away his rights and neither does anyone else, but for thinking men there are always ways around it.

Example: the community has a meeting to which the car dealership will be told no one will buy a car from him if he continues to sell him cars. no business will deal with him..etc etc.

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13) Ah, so we faked the Moon landing because we couldn't let anyone know that we had actually gone totally badass and went straight to Mars.

Astronaut and Moon Faker Gene Cernan admit that Buzz Aldrin or others have already been to mars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodM3pLuYC0

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14) Apparently the USSR lobbed a thousand rockets at the Pentagon before just admitting they were useless and gave up. I guess 1000 straight duds will demoralize you.

You're the one who believes that a few junior student pilots could hit the Pentagon when the people who put the first man and woman in space couldn't get near the place even though they had 1000 ICBM's.

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15) Um, you forgot that you have to mix blur with blur. All the good DIY thermite vandals know that.

Have you ever filled a bottle from a hose? If you can do that, you can drill a hole in a box column and spray thermite inside. Take iron oxide primer paint and mix in aluminum glitter powder (sold in paint stores) and you have sprayable thermite.

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16) This really doesn't narrow it down. How about just the ones that start with the letter "Q"?

Look, I am just trying to find out if you have any specific evidence for your belief that God does not exist.

You still haven't specified which deity you're referring to.

The one that atheists claim doesn't exist.

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17) Well we all know what awesome bombs you can make with a coal power plant.

In that regard, I remember when Israel bombed a nuclear reactor, before it even started up. Killed a few French engineers in the process. Nobody in the west really protested, much less cared, because it was bad people building the reactor. And bad people shouldn't have reactors. Why? Everybody knows the answer.

I don't even have to say it. Because everybody already knows, nothing is as dangerous as an operating nuclear reactor. They are so dangerous, people want to bomb them or prevent them from ever being built. Why are people nervous about North Korea having nuclear power? If it is so safe and harmless compared to coal? Nobody is complaining about North Korea having coal power.

Just nuclear power.

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18) And if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! [/Brannigan] But was it being planned by the Saucer people in conjunction with the Reverse Vampires and the Rand Corporation?

What is much more likely is that different types of incendiaries and explosives were used to take down the towers. Steel girder supports were slowly cut up before the collapses using thermate cutter charges, Then a very powerful explosive like a mini nuke was used in the sub-basements to vaporize the steel girder core foundations. At that point the floor pans were hanging like a thread and a "house of cards". Then it was only a matter of using remote controlled electronic detonation to knock out the remaining supports for the floor pans doing it in sequence from the top down to make it look like the floor pans were "pancaking".

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19) Yeah but 2+2+7+2+0+1+1 =15 and 22+7+20+11 = 60 and we all know those are the numbers that mean it was really Cthulhu.

Immediately I can see than it happened on 7-22, meaning 7+22=11, which is a significant number to the powers that be.

7+22=29. How do you make that in to 11? Please explain because I know a little math and this is not it.

2+9 is 11

also:

22= 11+11

22+7+2011= 33

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20) At long last the Truth Movement gets something right. Or at least as close as they'll ever get. I'm pretty sure this is straight up impossible at any altitude.

Its called IMPOSSIBLE SCENERIOS and nobody would of thought twice about a couple guys wanting to learn to fly a Cessna would = fly and hover a commerical jet into the Pentagon or knock down the WTC with it... Cause learning to hover a commerical jet at low altitudes is close to impossible

 

[Spindrift]

#10 seemed like the only one I would vote for until I reached the end and got to #20. Saving the best for last?

 

[timhau]

Comerical jets rule!

 

[whatthebutlersaw]

22/7 =

This elevenses nonsense is really for the hobbits.

One thing I always wondered about numerology nutters and their hardon for eleven: once you have gone through the rigomarole of adding the different positions to get eleven - how come you stop there and don't continue to two? Anything that adds up to eleven will proceed to add up to two (unless you're not using base 10)

Why eleven and not two? Did the Illiterati put them up to this? To my mind, it's numeracism.

 

[KDLarsen]

5 + 10 + 20 = 30

I'm sure someone can come up with something better, which proofs that "my" selection is really isn't mine, and that it's somehow TPTB who made the choice for me.

 

[jaydeehess]

5 first caught me as a very good stundie.
Free people also require proof before convictions. At least in here in Canada, I cannot speak for the Land of Oz.

Then 10 had me wondering about the education system as I do every month from one or more Stundie noms.

I had not noticed that April Gallop's lawyers had multiplied the mass of the aircraft that hit the Pentagon by several orders of magnitude, good catch with #11.

Then we seem to go into Stundie overdrive with 15,16,17,18,19 and 20

I do note that 11 and 20 share the distinction of being Killtown-ish (divide time by feet and multiply by wind direction and get acelleration or some such idiocy) in that the author is so incompetant that they destroy their own credibility on the spot.

 

[cwalner]

I really liked 10, but then had to vote for 7 as well because it actually contains the answer to 10. I love it when the lack of knowledge in one nomination actually compliments the lack of knowledge in another.

 

[Dumb All Over]

Wow! Quite a crop of quotes from July. I usually vote for two or three of these things, but this time around I have eight on my list. Narrowing these down, you just can't beat entry #19.

 

[Sunstealer]

3, 7, 13 and 20 for me. 3 just for the line "Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children." and I did lol.

 

[Klimax]

Saw USS Constellation and thought Star Trek...

 

[BaaBaa]

2, because do0d has never heard of Bears, apparently and 5, because it reminds me of Homer Simpson's line, "Everybody is stupid, except me." (cue housefire).

 

[matt.tansy]

Wouldn't a dropped ball roll "downhill" towards the nearest pole on an oblate spheroid?

 

[Travis]

No, see it's supposedly rotating around it's axis so centripetal force will keep all dropped balls at the equator.

 

[Greedo]

Man, the last one has to be poe.

 

[Horatius]

Man, the last one has to be poe.

If it is, he's really working to keep it up.

 

[cwalner]

3, 7, 13 and 20 for me. 3 just for the line "Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children." and I did lol.

I read that line and thought. Hmm, someone is confusing the phrases 'has a big ****' and 'is a big ****'

 

[BaaBaa]

If it is, he's really working to keep it up.

"Hey when you can dig up if this feat was every done in history, I will give up my wild accusations and 9/11 theories and finally accept our never lying gov't and worship it foreva and ever.. I'll even accept that a couple of amatuers were able to pilot a plane that precisly too... But you got to find written accounts and proof that a actual bon fide pilot ever accomplish this stunt with a jumbo jet"

 

[Mel Odious]

I kind of like the way #10 can't even get the fact he's disputing correct. The earth's orbital speed is over 66,000 mph, not 17,000 mph.

 

[grandmastershek]

If it is, he's really working to keep it up.

I think what I love most about that thread is that he says if he is shown a video of plane flying that low he will give up on 9/11 CT's yet sure enough after 1/2 doz he keeps going.

 

[Travis]

"Hey when you can dig up if this feat was every done in history, I will give up my wild accusations and 9/11 theories and finally accept our never lying gov't and worship it foreva and ever.. I'll even accept that a couple of amatuers were able to pilot a plane that precisly too... But you got to find written accounts and proof that a actual bon fide pilot ever accomplish this stunt with a jumbo jet"

Find me a pilot that successfully crashed his plane into a building at 600mph! You can't? Then it is impossible!

I kind of like the way #10 can't even get the fact he's disputing correct. The earth's orbital speed is over 66,000 mph, not 17,000 mph.

I'm pretty sure they're conflating the speed it takes to orbit Earth with Earth's orbital speed around the sun.