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jesus on a pancake

Now that's just ridiculous. They look nothing like Jesus and Mary! I think they look much more like Pat and Richard Nixon.
 
You know what's even worse than deluded people seeing holy peeps show up in pancakes?

Media whores "reporting" on it to fill the space between two ads.
 
Looks like one of those weird, two-headed monsters that Lost In Space had to me:

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Coincidence...?
 
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The starting bid was $35. when the auction ended just before midnight last night, the winning bid was $338.
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Wow... just wow.

What does one even do with a $338 pancake?
Especially one that clearly bares the likenesses of Gandalf and Legolas. :D
 
Oh, is THAT what Jesus and Mary look like?

Flat, semi-raw, and indistinct?
 
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So if I see a bearded guy on my bagel, it has to be Moses?

BTW, I hear they're going to have a "Rooty-Tooty D. L. Moody" breakfast special at IHOP, with Jesus on the pancakes and the disciples in the hash browns...
 
The one on the right looks to me like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man:

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Dang, I thought someone had come up with a new expression of astonishment.

"SWEEet Jesus on a pancake! Look at that boy go!"
 
Me too:D.

More on-topic, how can people actually believe this stuff?
1. OK, there are two indistinct shapes on my pancake.
2. The random shapes really look like two figures.
3. With no reference whatsoever as to how either looked, I decide that the two indistinct figures are Jesus and Mary.

I mean, come on. I could almost understand it if it was something like 'well, they're too perfect to be coincidential, and the only source of paranormal things I believe in is the Lord', but 'they look like Jesus and Mary':confused:? What on Earth?

To me they look like Han Solo's parents. No, I never saw them, but I just know the figures greatly resemble them.

The starting bid was $35. when the auction ended just before midnight last night, the winning bid was $338.
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News like this seriously makes me want to start selling 'haunted' effects on E-Bay. Oh, and I just remembered: graven images of Jesus are a Sin according to the Bible, so whoever bought the pancake is violating a commandment.
 
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That's Jesus and Mary on a pancake?! How do you tell which one is which???

Oh, well, at least now we know why God hasn't answered those prayers for rain in Georgia. He's been too busy doodling his Son's picture on a flapjack.
 
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. A person's faith is entitled to respect.


















And maple syrup.
 
So what's the guy who bought it plan on doing with it?

Varnishing it and hanging it from the ceiling?

Maybe a nice oiled walnut & glass case.

I'll bet if you hang it from your front door---it will ward off vampires.
 
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