Mephisto
Philosopher
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- Apr 10, 2005
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What do Jesus and FEMA have in common?
They both show up late!
That's right, Jesus has shown up on a wall in a church in Alabama six months after Katrina hit the Gulf Coast. The flocking faithful have already started showing up in droves and the church has accommodated everyone by placing an empty picture frame around the portion of the wall where buckling drywall has cast the image of "our saviour."
Why is it that anytime an image slightly resembling a woman with a beard or a hippie/biker appears, it's immediately - Jesus?
(edited to wonder) What if Mohammed started doing this? Radical Muslims the world over would be kept busy destroying porches and rusty automobiles in rural areas.
They both show up late!
That's right, Jesus has shown up on a wall in a church in Alabama six months after Katrina hit the Gulf Coast. The flocking faithful have already started showing up in droves and the church has accommodated everyone by placing an empty picture frame around the portion of the wall where buckling drywall has cast the image of "our saviour."
Why is it that anytime an image slightly resembling a woman with a beard or a hippie/biker appears, it's immediately - Jesus?
(edited to wonder) What if Mohammed started doing this? Radical Muslims the world over would be kept busy destroying porches and rusty automobiles in rural areas.
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