Jedi the Island needs You!

[Dancing David]

I am starting this thread in hopes that Jedi Knight will return, oh man has there been some troll baiting going on, pleace Jedi come back.
As a leftist I am glad to know that you are okay, and that you didn't die stopping Planet X or whatever you were doing.

I am asking you to come back because some of the other lefties are starting to scare me, big eyes...whine...please Jedi...us matriarchs need your strong apternalosm to restore the balance.


Funk On

 

[The Fool]

David.
Jk was here yesterday.....surely you can manage 24 hours without reading the word "feminazi"??

 

[Bjorn]

He's here already, as Genghis this time.

 

[Frank Newgent]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Genghis Pwn

 

[Jedi Knight]

He's here already, as Genghis this time.

Wazzup homies, lol, just dropping in for a moment inbetween some other things I have been busy with just to clarify something I have clarified before many other times but people seem to forget it.

I am the only Jedi. I never post as anyone else. I have no sock puppets. Therefore I am not Genghis or whoever else.

If you all want me to come back, show me the love, baby! I would have to see significant numbers on the return to the Island thread here for me to do it.

You leftists were so anxious to get rid of me--now that I am gone you all find groupthink to be pretty boring, huh. Let that be a lesson to you all!

Jedi Knight

 

[Doubt]

All right DD. You pulled the lid off of Pandora’s box. You put it back on again!

This is a lot like those kids in horror movies who summon a demon because they are bored.

If this place needs to be livened up a bit, then maybe it is time for a political jokes thread.

Edited to add:

However, JK. Feel free to add a “do it fool” post to your last thread………

 

[JAR]

This forum needs Jedi Knight. It's just not as interesting without him.

 

[Crossbow]

Aaagh!

I knew he would come back one way or another before too long.

To those who long for JK, please start watching more TV.

 

[fishbob]

He does not appear to be wearing a dress. Nobody listens to me.

 

[Bjorn]

I have no sock puppets. Therefore I am not Genghis or whoever else.

Oh my Ed! If that is true, there are two of them!

.... now that I am gone you all find groupthink to be pretty boring, huh. Let that be a lesson to you all!

All? You mean both Dancing David and JAR?

 

[Mr Manifesto]

If you all want me to come back, show me the love, baby! I would have to see significant numbers on the return to the Island thread here for me to do it.

You want significant numbers?

110 votes. 61 "Don't come back"'s. You have acheived your goal of 50 votes and are getting close to your original goal of 100. I have not been able to find a poll with more votes on it in this forum so we can say that an accurate cross-section of this forum has voted. The outright majority say go away.

You say you respect collective opinion. Start respecting.

 

[MRC_Hans]

[flame]
Har, har. Couldn't keep your trap shut, now could you, little Jedi?

Seriously, if traffic is all that counts, we need a few Jedis and Frankos, but if its substance you want, sure: The island needs JK, preferably a very small one without even snail-mail service.

But I see our friend has already opened the door ajar:

If you all want me to come back, show me the love, baby! I would have to see significant numbers on the return to the Island thread here for me to do it.

And since you have absolutely no sense of truth or dignity, you will interpret that as you see fit.
[/flame]

Hans

 

[Chaon]

The forum needs Jedi because he is a genius. I wish I were a genius. I was taking these genius vitamins but they gave me the runs. Do y'all think Jedi's genius is genetic, or the result of environmental factors? Are there like, mental exercises I can do to increase my geniusness? I want to be a genius sooooo bad. Somebody please help me.

 

[JAR]

Jedi Knight is quite a guy.