Incredibly timing almost always seems to have it so I'm extra busy the first week when I should be getting these out to you. This month I have a secret web project that will be revealed at a later time.
It may or may not involve spider cucumbers. Which may or may not exist.
The winner from the last month of 2012 reveals to us some interesting history:
...Within forty years of the Wright Brothers flight across the Atlantic Ocean in 1903, thousands of other people had done the same.
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If only we had a seed vault to protect us from very slowly advancing ice sheets!
By the time the general population of sheeple realize the ice age has commenced, it will be too late.
So the entire herd of brainwashed sheeple believes the planet is warming.
In the meantime, the elite have been building underground shelters, stocking seed vaults, and preparing for the coming ice age.
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Here's a new word for you neologenesisphobia: a fear of new words. The stain on my apron that looks like Noah Webster commanded me to create it.
“The actual truth is that there is no such thing as “Pareidolia.” It’s just a phony academic sounding word the debunkers made up to fool people into thinking there is scholarly weight behind the concept. It’s actually a complete sham. … The word was actually first coined by a douchebag debunker ... named Steven Goldstein in a 1994 issue of Skeptical Inquirer. Since then, every major debunker from Oberg to “Dr. Phil” has fallen back on it, but it is still a load of B.S. There is no such thing.”
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I'm not really up on my "magic" but I think the whole point of colliding with those air atoms was to make the collision with the rock atoms survivable.
Can you, e.g. explain re-entry. You are aboard the famous International Space Station, ISS, that according NASA is orbiting Earth every 90 minutes at 400 000 m altitude (almost vacuum) at 7 200 m/s velocity and you want to go down to Earth. It means you have to go down 400 000 m and slow down from 7 200 m/s to 0 m/s speed. How to do it?
Do you jump into a little capsule with a little rocket engine to slow you down? Yes, apparently you do that and the result is that you arrive at 120 000 m altitude but that the velocity then has increased to 9 000 m/s as some potential energy of the capsule has become kinetic energy = greater velocity. It is like diving from the 10 m board. It gets faster the closer you get to the water.
At 120 000 m altitude there is a thin atmosphere with nitrogene and oxygene atoms that you collide with and ... MAGIC ... suddenly you slow down to 100 m/s (at say 5 000 m altitude) and deploy a parachute and land. In a desert in Kazakstan. Where nobody lives. In the middle of nowhere!
Imagine that - you slow down from 9 000 m/s to 100 m/s just by colliding with atoms. But why don't you slow down to 0 m/s by colliding with atoms? Let me ask a stupid question or two? Why do you need a parachute at the end? What is wrong with colliding with atoms to the end?
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Here at the department of Government Liars we will next try to convince people that the color green actually smells like perspicacity.
While it has (supposedly) been proven that these waters are, indeed, rising, I have to look deeper into this man-made lie. It would appear to me that there are several places around the world where there are underwater volcanos spewing out lava in places so deep in the ocean that, even though our Scientist's know about these places, they are not telling us about it. In other words, knowing how these Scientist's are on the Government payroll as liars, they are going along with this plan of "Global Warming" and are helping in creating this false illusion.
Between earthquakes in the oceans, which can and will cause water levels to rise (depending on the amount of shift (rise) in the Tetonic Plates) and these volcanos, it is my opinion that the waters are rising due mainly to the fact that the ocean bottoms are being replaced with lava or are being "risen" by earthquakes, or by a combination of both. And knowing how the HAARP system is being used these days, this rise in water levels is due more to man-made "desires" than that which would be "natural".
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What an awesome kitchen this guy has with his own vacuum oven......wait what recipe calls for that?
Hammer and feather shows another proof moon mission was a fake, because no feather can bare environment of a 250F as is on moon under sun light. Heat up your oven to even 200F, place a feather in it and mesure its duration before melt down or ignition, i suppose it should be below 10sec. p.s I dont mention rubber bottom shoes all appolonists warred.
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How dare you! You can't use the word "Manboons". Only we can use that word!
Manboons are not a learning animal. Melonheads made them beasts in the shape of men to work behind a plow or fight in mass battles as sport. They are not complete human beings, rather a fraction of a real person, a replicant, a simulation of the true man of the Earth, the Neanderthal. Homo Sapiens is a like a pale washed out photo of a human.
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After years of effort and the expenditure of $450,000,000 it is discovered that the US Chemtrail Air Force was actually supposed to create the largest beer garden in history. Darn those little spelling mistakes.
But the U. S. Chemtrail Air Force hates normal weather. Its purpose is to destroy it.
They fly hundreds of old retired commercial aircraft which they have converted into spray-tankers. These tankers carry huge loads of powdered aluminum and boron dust which is sprayed from the highest altitudes they can achieve. The dust is light and it hangs in the air for the rest of the day. What it is does is to reverse the normal workings of the weather machine in order to create drought.
This aluminum and boron dust is abnormally heated by the Sun. Now, when the moisture laden surface air rises, it is not capped by a normal cold layer of air but, rather, it rises up and up into the artificially heated stratospheric air.
Thus, it cannot form clouds or rain but must rise, further into the now artificially heated stratosphere. The result is, no rain. The Chemtrail program puts weather-engine into reverse.
SO WHAT ABOUT SANDY?
Just prior to the hurricane called Sandy, according to the maps issued by the National Weather Bureau Service, the whole of the United States, from the Sierra Mountains in California to the State of Maine was experiencing a severe drought.
The U. S. Chemtrails Air Force is responsible.
During the days just prior to October 29th 2012, the artificially heated stratosphere pushed the colder Jet Stream further North than normal and this, drew tropical air from up from the South Atlantic. When this tropical air collided with colder air over the North Atlantic, it generated the largest hurricane ever known at this latitude.
Sandy was not an natural disaster. No, it was created; created by the U. S. Chemtrails Air Force and by those at the highest positions in the government who command it.
These are the facts
First: Sandy occurred far too late in the year; at the end of October. The hurricane season normally ends in August and not later. (Katrina occurred on August 29th 2005.
Second: A storm such as Sandy has never come ashore at New York City in the last 500 years.
Third: This storm was brought ashore at exactly the time of the Full Moon and its resulting high tide to maximize its effect. This was not a coincidence.
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I am pleased to report to my superiors that for at least two minutes the most daft and impenetrable minds will be preoccupied with helping bigots in other dimensions. Use this time wisely.
Carl - Ministry of Love
First of all, I want to take back the word “hate” the way other groups have appropriated attack words into pride words. There’s nothing wrong with “hate.”
The next thing I want to do is reinterpret Orwell’s 1984, as a model Mindweapon for us to use against ZOG.
For example, the coining of new words is a Mindweapon in 1984 (newspeak), and it is for us, too. Words such as ZOG, Mindweapon, MindWar, BRA, and the talismanic adaptation of numbers such as 14 and 18 and 88 and so on.
And something else from Orwell’s 1984 that can be very useful to us, the daily Two Minutes Hate, synchronized at 2PM GMT. All of us, for 2 minutes a day, at exactly the same time, expressing our Will! Not unlike the Two Minutes Hate of 1984:
I remember reading somewhere that a Buddhist said that 7,000 people meditating at once can change world events.
And that is my goal here — to get a minimum of 7,000 of us doing a Daily Two Minutes Hate at precisely 2pm, GMT. Ignore the daylight savings time and British Summer Time. Just go by what the world clock, liked below, tells you is 2PM GMT. In the EST Time Zone it is 9am, Central is 8am, Mountain is 7am and Pacific is 6am.
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Being a man of science I reasoned if I was really in the stomach of a giant dragonfly things would be dark, moist and dragonflery. As things were not I could only conclude God was shielding me from this monstrous odonata digestive tract.
I never believed in this second sun that people were seeing. Mow I am a believer and I have witnesses. I guess in time the chem clouds won't be able to hide it and everyone will see and feel its presence.
Being a man of science, I tried to reason that if it is there it SHOULD mess with our gravity and it has not. So is God holding this object back from interfering with us? Probably! Because if it is real (Isaw it), then there should be natural disrauptions and there isn't. Therefore, this goes from the natural to the supernatural!
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Yeah well using the word "facts" in three consecutive sentences is a leading sign of necrophilia. It's true until it's been debunked.
Facts don't need support. They are just facts. They need debunking to be rendered not facts.
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So, like, I was just thinking man.....what if everyone was just a flying earthworm?
I realize now that this planet could easily support 500 billion people, as long as those people were of the right constitution and makeup.
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These new super intelligent rats will devour us all! Damn you N.I.M.H. to hell!
-so two planes threw all these people in all these directions? And fitzgibbon, do you need names for all these people? Let's try this again, fill in the parts 2 & 3.
1. Floor collapses, person inside tower is pinned between the floors.
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4. few small pieces of bones of the person are found two blocks away
How did the bones get in the drainage system ?
How did the bones get in the drainage system ?
-please just fill in the 2. & 3. No rats & birds explanations please, this "food" was covered in poisonous highly alkaline dust and no rat/bird would eat it.
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So to test if our new decagon airplane can fly we will put a full crew in it and launch it via slingshot. If only we had something called "math" this might not be so deadly.
Sorry.
Building something that flies is as much about faith and hope as it is about knowledge and application.
I am beginning to enjoy this forum. I do appreciate some comments more than others.
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Cthulu meet Hogfather. Hogfather, this is the Old One. Today you both will co-chair our discussion of superficial community college level philosophy on the subject of ontology.
It is better to exist than not to exist. Therefore God exists.
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After dissecting the body we concluded that, in spite of numerous internet postings indicating so, the individual was not made of some substance called "pwn."
Just seen some footage on the news of some huge fires over there, they say it's due to extreme weather, about 50 degrees celsius they are saying.
So I thought I'd experiment.
I went outside about 2 hours ago, snapped a few small branches off my tree and a few leaves from plants I have indoors and stuck them in the oven at 50 Degrees, then every 10 minutes inceased the temperature by another 50 Degrees untill I reached the ovens limit of 250 Degrees (I'm bored, it's late and I'm not tired )
After 20 minutes at 250 Degrees, nothing. The leaves dried out and the branches were just the same.
So how can 50 Degree heat cause huge forrest fires?
It must have been deliberate or an accident, how can weather cause fires? It's just not hot enough is it? Surely?
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On the moon oxygen goes all contrary and acts like it has an atomic mass of 4.002602 ± 0.000002 u. Hopefully it is just a phase.
Another damn good question is why the **** did their voices not sound high pitch because of gravity? Ever huff helium? It makes your voice high pitch because it weighs less. Wouldn't that mean oxygen on the moon would weigh less therefor making their voices higher pitched?
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And then there is this quack who thinks I should take antibiotics to treat this itchy gash in my arm. No mention of diet or exercise at all!
Doctors no longer heal, they prescribe, and if you are a woman, BCP are touted as taking care of virtually every ailment. I have had women tell me that they are on BCPs due to the following ailments:
acne
cramps or painful periods
mood swings
irregular cycles
heavy period/periods that are too light
hormones are “off” somehow
No mention of the role of diet or exercise, no mention of vitamin deficiencies, no preventative or even curative suggestions, just “Here take these birth control pills!”
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So close. In fact it was Paraguay a nation that Obama also turned his back on by......not mentioning them enough in meaningless speeches I guess.
Obama turned his back on Israel during his first term, so Israel began planting clues throughout movies, which they control, to set the stage for a coup. Remember, Sandy Hook and Aurora were both in the Batman movie. The Batman prop master was in Newton pre-event as a spy, gathering intel. Obama caught wind and assassinated him. Israel is complicit, as they new of the event but failed to come right out and tell the American people. Israel may even be behind the entire false flag prediction/event to create disruption for Obama. I wish we had the pictures of the guys they had in custody. If they have Israeli features, this might provide a clue. Just a theory.
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I've assumed my neighbor, Ted, has been stealing my socks for so long that I now feel justified in assuming he is guilty of other outlandish crimes!
Also, to hell with innocent until proven guilty with these 'people'. They've lost that privilege.
The sneakiest, most evil and sinister things must always be assumed of them at all times.
Anyone who doesn't do this is crazy, not me for recognizing their patterns.
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Well everyone you will be proud to know I have eliminated an invisible yeti as the primary suspect in the disappearance of the last pizza slice when cousin Mark was alone in the room with it last week. That just leaves mermaids, krakens, talking eagles and goblins as suspects.
So, as the Apollo missions weren't faked, and we have wierdly behaving cyclones roaming around in Queensland, I expect that it is one or more of (1) the Chinese space lab on a wierd orbit, (2) the US spy satellite following (1), (3) a third stage assosciated with a tradional (Apollo style) space program or (4) some other space junk coming in.
I have excluded the NEO space rock expected to pass under the geostationary orbit in about 3 weeks time as it would have to be orbiting to cause this type of weather. That NEO would be expected to pull geostationary satellites out of their orbits so It's likely that (1) or (2) or both are trying to minimise its impact.
