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Its all too common!!

I would like to see a realistice explanation for explosion of Death Star.

Maxim:
If a suppossed explantion does not explain the event, it is not the truth. No explanation that does not explain the event can be the truth.

So far no explanation in existence explains explosion and total pulverization of the Death Star to exist. Has anyone seen one?
 
It's been done.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10982473/

1. What sane engineer would leave such an obvious engineering flaw?

2. The targeting computer on an Incom T-65 X-Wing takes fifteen seconds to acquire a three meter target. If the X-Wing that supposedly destroyed the Death Star was traveling at its reported speed, the computer would have only had ten seconds to acquire the target.

3. Why did Vader go into space during the attack?

4. The planet Alderaan was a "dry run" for the explosive device that destroyed the Death Star.

5. Genetic testing shows past 70% accuracy that the prominent "Rebels" Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa are Vader's children. Why would Vader raise a hand against his children?

5. Hours prior to the destruction of the Death Star, an unknown freighter was taken aboard. Survivor's accounts say that it was brought in with a tractor beam. Stormtrooper infantrymen specialized in port security swept the entire vessel repeatedly and found no signs of life. The first shift was relieved by an unknown second shift. Over the course of fifteen minutes, the detention block suffered a catastrophic security breach, carried out by two to four unidentified men in Stormtrooper uniforms. During this time, no senior officers were watching the vessel. Was this security breach orchestrated so that the final parts of the device could be unloaded?


Holovisual evidence and recordings from Rebel Headquarters at the time of the attack indicate that Luke Skywalker DEACTIVATED his targetting computer shortly before firing his proton torpedoes.

Proton torpedoes are guided by their targetting system.

They are not guided by anything else.

In order to hit the supposed "weak spot" on the Death Star from the position Luke's X-Wing was flying at, we would have to have the torpedoes make a right turn directly over the entry to the port. THIS IS WHAT IS ACTUALLY SHOWN IN THE HOLOVID FILM; PROTON TORPEDOES SUPPOSEDLY WITH --NO-- GUIDANCE SYSTEM MAKING A 90-DEGREE TURN INTO THE EXHAUST VENT.

Yet the computer targetting system that would have told the torpedoes to turn? WASN'T EVEN ON.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 
in addition, checking the names of the pilots of Skywallker's wingman fighters shows them to still be alive when supposedly they were shot and crashed into DS 1, which shortly thereafter exploded.
Long range detection of the rebel force was supopossedly blocked by the planet but SOP on DS1 was to have CAP flights out when in orbit around planets to rectify such blindness. Who authorized the stand down?
 
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I wonder how much money Lucky Vader made out of this? Probably made out like a bandit.
 
Lucky Darth is a non-practising Jed-eye who's Death Star gets destroyed by a Jed-eye who just happens to be Darth's son(a relationship that was only disclosed years after DS-1 gets destroyed) and who was operating in close association with his sister as well as two known terrorists!!!11!eleventy!!
All four are either in custody and escape, or manage to evade capture on multiple occassions!!!1!1!!
 
I posted this elsewhere but it fits here.

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Found at a truther page.
 
Lucky Darth is a non-practising Jed-eye who's Death Star gets destroyed by a Jed-eye who just happens to be Darth's son(a relationship that was only disclosed years after DS-1 gets destroyed) and who was operating in close association with his sister as well as two known terrorists!!!11!eleventy!!
All four are either in custody and escape, or manage to evade capture on multiple occassions!!!1!1!!

Wait, who told you Vader was a Jedi? The Jedi were all involved in a plot to overthrow the Emperor. What's all this stuff about his son and daughter? Are you a disinfo agent?
 
In order to hit the supposed "weak spot" on the Death Star from the position Luke's X-Wing was flying at, we would have to have the torpedoes make a right turn directly over the entry to the port. THIS IS WHAT IS ACTUALLY SHOWN IN THE HOLOVID FILM; PROTON TORPEDOES SUPPOSEDLY WITH --NO-- GUIDANCE SYSTEM MAKING A 90-DEGREE TURN INTO THE EXHAUST VENT.


And don't forget "Lucky" Luke Skywalker wasn't even a licensed X-Wing pilot! In fact all he had flown before this attack were Landspeeders and Skyhoppers! You're trying to tell me this desert dwelling hick went from hunting womp rats in his T-16 to taking out the Empire's greatest super weapon? Pull the other one!

And don't even get me started on how the supposedly dead X-Wing pilot Jek Porkins later miraculously showed up alive and well in Flash Gordon, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Superman IV and Batman, or how footage of the Death Star's explosion was clearly doctored after the fact...
 
I posted this elsewhere but it fits here.

[qimg]http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Twoof/AnonymousPortugalInternacional.jpg[/qimg]

Found at a truther page.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time as I did at this. Thank you.
 

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