Important information for the Unsaved

[Trantor]

Hi there fellow heathens. I think that this is a very important article for all of us here at the JREF Forum. I hope that you read it carefully and follow it's advice. You don't want to be left behind, but if you are (as I'm sure most people on this board will be), this article could SAVE you.


http://www.raptureready.com/rap49.html


From the article:
The sin decontamination process is very simple - you simply ask Jesus Christ, the Son of God, for it. First, admit your sinful state. Next, ask Jesus to forgive you of your wrongdoings. Finally, make Jesus Christ Lord of your life by surrending your will to Him.


So you see, my fellow heathens, there is hope for us.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Well, that is very important, especially the bit where they admit that God is Satan...

The Apostle Paul, in the Book of Thessalonians, predicts that because most men's hearts will still love unholy living, they will follow after a deception that God Himself will send. Jesus foretold that the false prophets would arise using "great signs and wonders" to trick people into believing satanic lies. [bolding mine --MdC]

 

[Kopji]

Millions of people will be reassured by the fact that their favorite Christian celebrities are still here on earth. I expect most of these well-known leaders, possibly out of embarrassment, will be working feverishly to disprove the rapture event. They may say things like, "I don't know where or why those people disappeared, but I will tell you this: That was not the so-called rapture of the Church."

That's the most evil part of God's plan. He plans to leave us here with the likes of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, while catching up... well the faithful who are not like them in some measurable way... how diabolical.

 

[Trantor]

Well, that is very important, especially the bit where they admit that God is Satan...

They do seem to agree on a few things, don't they.

Anyway, don't think too much on that (or anything else), just believe and let the Lord be your guide.

 

[Trantor]

That's the most evil part of God's plan. He plans to leave us here with the likes of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, while catching up... well the faithful who are not like them in some measurable way... how diabolical.

Come on now Kopji, you know perfectly well that Pat and Jerry will be among the first ones to meet the Lord. Now that evil Pope - he'll be here with us. Probably right there at the right hand side of the AntiChrist. The Bible says so.

 

[Z]

Come on now Kopji, you know perfectly well that Pat and Jerry will be among the first ones to meet the Lord. Now that evil Pope - he'll be here with us. Probably right there at the right hand side of the AntiChrist. The Bible says so.

Evidence?

 

[TheAntiLuddite]

You could say heaven is much like the "clean rooms" where computer companies make their microchips, and sin is like any dust or dirt that might try to find its way into one of those rooms.

The manufacturing process for microchips requires "clean rooms" to be absolutely spotless, with virtually zero free-floating dust or dirt particles that could damage the delicate microchips.

Because humans are naturally contaminated with all kinds of dirt and dust particles, whenever workers enter one of these "clean rooms," they need to wear a special suit that prevents them from giving off particles.

To prevent heaven from becoming contaminated with sin particles, God has long set the requirement that anyone desiring to enter into His untarnished dwelling place needs to be covered by the blood of Jesus.

It really irks me whenever a fundamentalist religious organization attempts to illustrate and lend authority to their ideas by making comparisons with scientific processes or principles when those same principles are anathema to the zealots in any other arena.

 

[trvlr2]

Hi there fellow heathens. I think that this is a very important article for all of us here at the JREF Forum. I hope that you read it carefully and follow it's advice. You don't want to be left behind, but if you are (as I'm sure most people on this board will be), this article could SAVE you.


http://www.raptureready.com/rap49.html


From the article:
The sin decontamination process is very simple - you simply ask Jesus Christ, the Son of God, for it. First, admit your sinful state. Next, ask Jesus to forgive you of your wrongdoings. Finally, make Jesus Christ Lord of your life by surrending your will to Him.


So you see, my fellow heathens, there is hope for us.

Does this mean I get to keep the car keys? And the good tools?

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

One thing that has puzzled me for a long time (among many, I must admit) is, given God's love of betting as illustrated by his bet with his best buddy in the Book of Job, how do we know that this Jesus Christ story is not just another Satan/God "test" to see if we will turn away from the true faith of Judaism?

I mean poor ol' Job and his dead slaves and family members had no idea what was going on, so why should we?