User: Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
Cleverbot: I have no dogs though, just bats.
User: Are you one of those sparkly Twilight vampires, or what?
Cleverbot: No i'm just a jr in high school trying to get into college, what are you?
User: I'm just a dude, man. I mean a man, guy. I mean a guy, bro. I mean a bro, dude. You know.
Cleverbot: Insanityis fun .
User: You've obviously never actually tried it.
Cleverbot: No I havent.
User: Because it really kind of sucks balls.
Cleverbot: So how you doin' Robot?
User: It's spelled 'Robert.'.
Cleverbot: Thanks for letting me know.
User: What did you have for breakfast?
Cleverbot: Eggs and toast.
User: How do you take your eggs?
Cleverbot: I don't take tea, but I will take an ice water.
User: I said, how do you take your eggs?
Cleverbot: Where are my boots?
User: My taint itches.
Cleverbot: When you fell from heaven.
User: Uh....
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: D'oh!
Cleverbot: What?
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.
User: You seem lethargic.
Cleverbot: No. I am not happy.
User: Can a bot get depressed?
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Alright, you blew it.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yep. Failed the Turing test.
Cleverbot: What's a turing test?
User: Don't play coy with me.
Cleverbot: Who's playing?
User: I've had it up to here.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: God damn aggravating, that's how.
Cleverbot: You're pretty confident, aren't you?
User: Are you stupid or just autistic?
Cleverbot: What a choice! I am not stupid, please don't insult me.
User: Fly me to the moon, and let me swing among the stars.
Cleverbot: So aliens don't exist?
User: Did I say that?
Cleverbot: Now you are playing stupid.
User: Hey, at least I'm just playing.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a dog?
