I'm on that highway to Hell...

[Yahweh]

I dont really have much to say while starting this thread... oh well...

I've already accepted the fact that I might just be wrong in my beliefs. If I am wrong, then I'll riding that great magical Bullet-train to Hell!!!1!!!1!12!!!!

Yes, I myself have bought my tickets, I'm riding first class. Yep, you guessed it, first class right on the tip of Satan's c**k.

I have my special box-seats right at the 50 yard line of Hell, to right is my 3 kitties and 3 rats (because animals arent allowed in Heaven), to my left would be my wife because we always vacation together (I'd like to send my hugs and kisses to my wife right now ). Next to my cats sits Hitler, Hitler is sucking down das beirs. On the other side, next to my wife is Harry Potter (duh, Witchcraft. Hello?!).

I'd imagine the game going on would be again the Ultimate Psychic Challenge. Of course, its not the same kind Mr. Randi is familiar with, try to think more along the lines of Itchy and Scratchy Cartoons.

I figured I'd take a nice cruise across the oceans of lava and fire, I hear they make the sky look beautiful at night. There, my wife and I could have pi&#241a coladas with the Dark Prince himself. No Dark Prince impersonators, I dont accept Elvis impersonators, because I have higher standards. Just for the record, Elvis will be playing on the cruise. Goodness gracious great balls of fire I'm beginning to love Hell!

I've got my seat in Hell, do you?

 

[jj]

They won't 'ave me!

 

[Zep]

You've been smoking the drapes again, haven't you.

 

[Yahweh]

I forgot to mention...

During my vacation to Hell, I plan to stop by the parque de atracciones de materialistas (Materialist Amusement Park... most people dont know that Hell has many English-Spanish subtitles).

I also plan to go fishing on Darwin Lake, I might catch something big. Hey, I might even meet the man, The Darwin, himself.

From there I'd like to catch a nice Penn & Teller routine at the Randi Amphitheater.

So many other sites and attractions, Hell is nonstop fun fun fun!

 

[Yahweh]

You've been smoking the drapes again, haven't you.

If anyone cares at all, I was dusting off my computer with one of those blue "Dust-o Magnet-o" things. After the computer was properly dusted, almost like an ephiphony, I began thinking of my vacation to Hell.

I'd also like to credit a drink I've heard existed in one of these new "Retro" clubs (Yahweh knows I'd never risk my dignity by being seen in one of those places). Something called a "Damnation". I dont know the exact recipe, but as near as I can tell its one of those 1/2 oz this alcohol, 3 oz that alcohol, some of this other alchohol, and orange juice. I dont know, maybe a firey orange juice of miscoordination doesnt appeal to most, but it sounds like something I'd try (I've been told to be more openminded... this is my idea of being openminded...).

 

[espritch]

most people dont know that Hell has many English-Spanish subtitles

You sure you didn't take a wronge turn somewhere and end up in Miami?

 

[Zep]

Yahweh, let me know when you get back from your trip, man. Don't drive any time soon, OK?

 

[EdipisReks]

You sure you didn't take a wronge turn somewhere and end up in Miami?

 

[American]

 

[Dancing David]

I am a member of the Straight to Hell club, see ya there!

 

[The Don]

Knowing my luck, I'd have one of those resricted view seats and couldn't see the devil's own cheerleaders

 

[Marc]

Just reminded of a sci-fi book read once. would have to look up the name next week.

A family going on vacation in a winnebago pick up a strange girl hitchiking. That ends up putting them right on the highway to hell. Hell's police pull them over and bring them to the station house, not too far from the gates of hell. When the father complains about the officers harrasing his daughter the sheriff tells them good job.

Ok, they never entered Hell proper, and in the second chapter drove off to even weirder places. Even ending up on an alien planet's version of Vegas.

 

[Ruby]

I dont really have much to say while starting this thread... oh well...
I've got my seat in Hell, do you?

LMAO!!!!!

I sure have missed being on this forum the last few weeks.

 

[Darwin]

Yahweh

I must say that sometimes you post plenty of,let´s say "original" material,while at times you seem to be very dedicated in offering deep insight.You have,though,always been rather respectful and this thread is somewhat funny to be honest.

"I've already accepted the fact that I might just be wrong in my beliefs. If I am wrong, then I'll riding that great magical Bullet-train to Hell!!!1!!!1!12!!!!"

The idea has been buried deep in our thought,but perhaps it is not all black&white?

Gotta love that AC/DC´s classic btw.

What name are you going to go by down there? Since it will last for an eternity,it is likely that we will meet up once or twice (as bizarre as the idea of Yahweh going to hell may sound...)

 

[Yahweh]

Re: Re: I'm on that highway to Hell...

LMAO!!!!!

I sure have missed being on this forum the last few weeks.

Thank you so much, Ruby .

You are too nice!

 

[Yahweh]

Re: Yahweh

I must say that sometimes you post plenty of,let´s say "original" material,while at times you seem to be very dedicated in offering deep insight.You have,though,always been rather respectful and this thread is somewhat funny to be honest.

Thanks, Darwin .

The idea has been buried deep in our thought,but perhaps it is not all black&white?

I'm actually humoring some of the things I've been told: "You'll be sorry when you see God when you die", "You dont really know if you're right, you should believe just incase", "God sends all you unbelievers to Hell so you better and repent and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior", and so many of the little Fundamentalist things I've heard throughout my life.

I also touch a bit on attempting to define Hell. Quick Story related to it: I overheard one of my students remark to another "One day Hell will freeze over, because its constantly expanding and expanding air gets colder". Immediately upon hearing it, I thought to myself "WTF?! Did you try to apply material physics to a spiritual fairytale land?". At work, every teacher gets a little pamphlet, in it specifically says "No promoting nor criticizing others' religious beliefs"... That particular rule is held more or less strictly, so I was unable to query the student as to where he pulled his facts from (knowing kids, he'd probably say they came from a "scientist"...).

I also made the thread with the intent that other people would add on their description of their Dream Vacation To Hell. You know, just for fun.

Yes, there is a dark intent implied. I say "I've already accepted that I may be wrong", I also imply how much I could care less (and actually look forward to) going to Hell.

What name are you going to go by down there? Since it will last for an eternity,it is likely that we will meet up once or twice (as bizarre as the idea of Yahweh going to hell may sound...)

I plan on going by the name Yahweh (I've also been known as "Phil" to family, friends, and Bank Of America). Dont worry, in Hell, I wont be hard to miss. I can be easily identified by my easy going manner, some people say I talk with slightly Southern Accent (which I dont!), I'll also be the crazy guy who likes cats with a beautiful woman in his arms (that'd be Mrs. Yahweh) talking about the good ol' days back when "Going to Hell" actually meant something.

I wonder how many people claming to be "Jesus" (pronounced "Jee-zuhs", not "hay-zoos") will be down there. I've read somewhere in the bible about "Bearing false witness" as being a bit sinful, looks like those crazy folk just have the most unfortunate run of luck going for themselves. I'll also be looking forward to meeting a good lot of "Napoleans" also.

 

[calladus]

At first, I would be EXTREMELY surprised!

(Shocked - SHOCKED I tell ya! )

Then realizing that I didn't make it to the GOOD place might start to depress me - wondering what the good Christians are doing. What am I missing out on?

Then Mark Twain would stroll by, or ol' Ben Franklin, and I would suddently realize that, "Hey - there are people here I want to TALK to!" and suddenly forget the heaven above.

I too would check out the lake of fire, which incidentally is a temperature gradient by definition, and as such is Hell's power source, tapped by Engineers to create air conditioned malls, environments, entertainment.

 

[Jon_in_london]

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, paid my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell

 

[LW]

Re: Re: Yahweh

That particular rule is held more or less strictly, so I was unable to query the student as to where he pulled his facts from (knowing kids, he'd probably say they came from a "scientist"...).

Probably from some version of the great Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic debate.