If Hillary wins...

[Magrat]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

 

[sunmaster14]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

Bill's mistresses. There will probably be enough of them that they can divide up the workload among themselves and won't even need much of staff. For example, each one could be assigned to be on call for a specific day of the week. Or the month, maybe.

 

[Magrat]

Bill's mistresses. There will probably be enough of them that they can divide up the workload among themselves and won't even need much of staff. For example, each one could be assigned to be on call for a specific day of the week. Or the month, maybe.

lollllll well played!

 

[Mader Levap]

I guess there will be first First Mister in history of USA.

 

[Magrat]

I guess there will be first First Mister in history of USA.

But he surely won't be picking out a China pattern?

 

[dudalb]

We will have the first "First Gentleman".

 

[casebro]

...,in his own mind.

 

[wareyin]

Who was the First Lady for James Buchanan?

 

[Denver]

She's been on tv now so much more than Obama, it feels like she is already president.

I guess it will help me get used to it.

 

[AdamSK]

During Buchanan's presidency, his orphaned niece, Harriet Lane, whom he had adopted, served as official White House hostess.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600/first-ladies/harrietlane

 

[Dr. Keith]

But he surely won't be picking out a China pattern?

Why not? Surely they are given some guidance and he has a sense of style. It's not like he is Homer Simpson.

 

[fishbob]

But he surely won't be picking out a China pattern?

China pattern - no.
New big screen TV - definitely.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Who was the First Lady for James Buchanan?

During Buchanan's presidency, his orphaned niece, Harriet Lane, whom he had adopted, served as official White House hostess.[83]

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And he had a long term male friend, William Rufus King, so he might be our first gay president.

 

[Magrat]

Gotcha. It will be an adjustment for all of us, anyway. Not a bad thing, if she wins. Just different.

 

[catsmate]

We will have the first "First Gentleman".

Exactly.

 

[wareyin]

https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600/first-ladies/harrietlane

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And he had a long term male friend, William Rufus King, so he might be our first gay president.

Thanks! I honestly didn't think he had one, so I learned something new. Guess I should have wiki'd him.

 

[Craig B]

I guess there will be first First Mister in history of USA.

Prince Philip could teach him a thing or two.

 

[thaiboxerken]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

Trump. He's going to act like a little bitch when he loses.

 

[TragicMonkey]

The role of First Lady will be played by a running assortment of virgin peasant girls who will be brought in nightly so that Hillary may bathe in their blood to absorb their youthful essence.

I'm kidding, of course. That's just oldfashioned superstitition. They don't have to be virgins for the blood to work.

 

[jimbob]

The role of First Lady will be played by a running assortment of virgin peasant girls who will be brought in nightly so that Hillary may bathe in their blood to absorb their youthful essence.

I'm kidding, of course. That's just oldfashioned superstitition. They don't have to be virgins for the blood to work.

I'm half expecting that to appear as a new story about her in a few weeks time.

Someone said that William Jefferson could be the "First Laddie"