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If Hillary wins...

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

Bill's mistresses. There will probably be enough of them that they can divide up the workload among themselves and won't even need much of staff. For example, each one could be assigned to be on call for a specific day of the week. Or the month, maybe.
 
She's been on tv now so much more than Obama, it feels like she is already president.

I guess it will help me get used to it.
 
Who was the First Lady for James Buchanan?

During Buchanan's presidency, his orphaned niece, Harriet Lane, whom he had adopted, served as official White House hostess.[83]
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And he had a long term male friend, William Rufus King, so he might be our first gay president.
 
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The role of First Lady will be played by a running assortment of virgin peasant girls who will be brought in nightly so that Hillary may bathe in their blood to absorb their youthful essence.

I'm kidding, of course. That's just oldfashioned superstitition. They don't have to be virgins for the blood to work.
 
The role of First Lady will be played by a running assortment of virgin peasant girls who will be brought in nightly so that Hillary may bathe in their blood to absorb their youthful essence.

I'm kidding, of course. That's just oldfashioned superstitition. They don't have to be virgins for the blood to work.

I'm half expecting that to appear as a new story about her in a few weeks time.

Someone said that William Jefferson could be the "First Laddie"
 

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