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I think I just figured out why I exist

Beerina

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Beerina
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Don't know if this should be in politics, general paranormal, or religion. Probably all three.

Per this thread, I think I just figured out why I exist.

I was a bottled water-drinking idiot in some past life. I watched ghost-based reality shows and regular reality shows. I enjoyed the emotional conflict of idiots banging their heads together for my amusement. Perhaps I would say things like, "And then she says the plate came up and flew across the room and smashed into the wall!" with complete seriousness, relating what one of my friends told me about some friend of a friend.

And now, I must live this life, watching all this unfold all over again, knowing what crap it was.


Still, seems like a rather inefficient way to go about it.
 
Beerina said:
Don't know if this should be in politics, general paranormal, or religion. Probably all three.

Per this thread, I think I just figured out why I exist.

I was a bottled water-drinking idiot in some past life. I watched ghost-based reality shows and regular reality shows. I enjoyed the emotional conflict of idiots banging their heads together for my amusement. Perhaps I would say things like, "And then she says the plate came up and flew across the room and smashed into the wall!" with complete seriousness, relating what one of my friends told me about some friend of a friend.

And now, I must live this life, watching all this unfold all over again, knowing what crap it was.


Still, seems like a rather inefficient way to go about it.
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More likely you exist because of the elderberries and the successful delivery. My dad would occasionally opine, when he was irritated with me, that I existed as proof of what can happen due to screwing around.

DR
 
Okay, now that you've got that figured out, could you do me next?
 
If that's true you must have died young in your previous life, and are even younger now. I don't think bottled water or reality TV was that big in the first half of the 20th Century.
 
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