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I shot a ufo

MRC_Hans

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I have been "debating" some chemtrail idiots, so I've been looking at contrails lately, even taking some pictures. On reweiwing some pics taken last saturday, I found I had caught a UFO. I didn't notice it when I took the picture, and it is not on a picture taken of the same part of the sky some 20 seconds earlier.

Link here

(it's a big file, but I did not want to crop or compress it, it is exactly what my camara stored)

The UFO is the dark object near the fresh contrail in the lower right quadrant of the picture. Notice how huge it is compared to the nearby plane.

Hans
 
Have the chemies been up to take a sample from a chemtrail yet?

As him whether he would notice every jet flying over his house, assuming he was outside on the porch.

The UFO in your photo is a giant Bumble Alien.

~~ Paul
 
Clearly real. Notice the plasma plume being jettisoned toward the upper right of the UFO. There is some debate as to whether this is a communication device or a venting of matter/antimatter from the flux generator. It's presence has been noted in many UFO photographic captures and is a sure sign of authenticity.
 
Ed said:
Clearly real. Notice the plasma plume being jettisoned toward the upper right of the UFO. There is some debate as to whether this is a communication device or a venting of matter/antimatter from the flux generator. It's presence has been noted in many UFO photographic captures and is a sure sign of authenticity.
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:D :D
 
It looks like a cicada to me. Maybe I've just seen too many of them lately (cicadas, not ufos).
 
Ed said:
Clearly real. Notice the plasma plume being jettisoned toward the upper right of the UFO. There is some debate as to whether this is a communication device or a venting of matter/antimatter from the flux generator. It's presence has been noted in many UFO photographic captures and is a sure sign of authenticity.
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Come on Ed, that's just plain silly. You woo-woo types always dismiss the simple explanations in favor of some far fetched mumbo jumbo.

Everyone knows flux generators went out in the 50s. It is simply a stabalizer that is extended when the craft enters the atmosphere.

Sheesh, it's amazing how misinformed some are about alien technology.
 
I swear.

All you people immediately jump on the UFO bandwagon.

Only idiots believe in UFOs!!!!

That is OBVIOUSLY a stealth bomber, sent to do recon and, if necessary, a "termination" of MRC_Hans, whose investigations into the chemtrails the U.S. Government is spreading have gotten uncomfortably close to something.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, HANS, STOP TAKING THE PICTURES!!!!!!

Sheesh, you people jumping to conclusions.

(P.S. Hans...check under your bed before you go to sleep, the assasins pop in their via the governments secret teleportation device. Also, wear tinfoil. Lots of tinfoil.)
 
Isn't it obvious? The greys have begun to camouflage their UFO's as gnats!
 
Ed said:
Clearly real. Notice the plasma plume being jettisoned toward the upper right of the UFO. There is some debate as to whether this is a communication device or a venting of matter/antimatter from the flux generator. It's presence has been noted in many UFO photographic captures and is a sure sign of authenticity.
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An alternate explanation is that this particular craft is from the Theta-Ziti system. Peoples from this region are, as a rule, responsible for genital/anal probings. In keeping with their mission they often cruse in genitally adorned craft. This might indeed be one such... A Wangship!

Clearly more investigation is needed.
 
Ed said:
This might indeed be one such... A Wangship!
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If that is indeed the case, where's his wangman? I think your explanation doesn't stand up to inquiry.
 
Since the "object" is out of focus, and the chemtrail is in focus, it's obvious the "object" is farther away than the chemtrail. Therefore, using no other information than the photo, it's clear the "object" is at least 1 kilometer in diameter. No doubt it's a mother ship. Hans, I'd get the hell out of there if it's not too late. The aliens are probably preparing for an invasion.






I shot a UFO in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.
 
carrot said:
If that is indeed the case, where's his wangman? I think your explanation doesn't stand up to inquiry.
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They got sacked.:D
 
Interesting theories, all :). I can say for sure there was no crop circle under the UFO, if for nothing else because this picture was taken on the beach, looking out over the Baltic Sea. Thus, the nearest land in that particular direction was probably Russia, which could give rise to some other theories.

Hans
 
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