How to spot an Atheist...

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I did a search and nothing came up, so I thought I'd post this here.
My apologies if it's already been posted. Really, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html


How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI

don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-President George Bush

Unless you're Catholic or have been living in a cave for the last 20 years, you already know that Landover Baptist's Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick are the world's foremost Christian experts on the disease, Atheism, and its carriers called, Atheists. Both Pastors have risked infection and death to speak at countless Atheist conventions. Pastor Hardwick recently remarked as a guest on "The No Spin Zone:" "As long as there's twenty-four hour room service and they pick up my first class airfare, I'll give my 18.4 minute inspirational presentation to Lucifer himself! Besides, a relaxing walk through the parking lot outside an Atheist convention can harvest hundreds of car tag numbers for the FBI's computers. And with Mr. Ashcroft paying a dollar a tip, that can add up to a complimentary tour of the hotel gift shop, my friend."
 
Errrr....You DO know that Landover Baptist is a well known religious parody site, right?
 
madmonk76 said:
I did a search and nothing came up, so I thought I'd post this here.
My apologies if it's already been posted. Really, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html


How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI

don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-President George Bush

Unless you're Catholic or have been living in a cave for the last 20 years, you already know that Landover Baptist's Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick are the world's foremost Christian experts on the disease, Atheism, and its carriers called, Atheists. Both Pastors have risked infection and death to speak at countless Atheist conventions. Pastor Hardwick recently remarked as a guest on "The No Spin Zone:" "As long as there's twenty-four hour room service and they pick up my first class airfare, I'll give my 18.4 minute inspirational presentation to Lucifer himself! Besides, a relaxing walk through the parking lot outside an Atheist convention can harvest hundreds of car tag numbers for the FBI's computers. And with Mr. Ashcroft paying a dollar a tip, that can add up to a complimentary tour of the hotel gift shop, my friend."
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Madmonk76, I knw it's hard to tell the difference sometimes, but that particular website is a satire.
 
Please tell me this is a joke. I just finished reading their web page and it is sooo far over-the-top ridiculous that it can't be for real.
 
Really?
Thanks!

For the longest time I thought godhatesfags.com had to be a parody site....now I guess I've started assuming they're all real.
 
It sounds like something my grandparents would visit, if they could figure out how to work their computer, tho, really.
 
Well, in my opinion, most people are atheists whether they claim to be or not. So in that respect, they're really not that hard to spot. ;)
 
I'm now predicting that since I've made a complete fool of myself, this thread will not die!

Thanks for the link, ChristineR.


I'm going to go take that heaven/hell quiz now.
 
I just scored 8 out of 10 questions "correctly" on the "Bible Logic" quiz. I guess this means I can successfully pass myself off as a Christian.

Now... off to go taunt the godless sinners that I'm going to heaven and they're not. Neener neener neener!:p
 
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