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How to Perform Telekinesis

Wonder234

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As we have completed our study of vibroturgy, let us now continue by examining another intriguing faculty: telekinesis. You have probably already read some of the works that have been written on this subject. Most of them, however, fail to offer any worthwhile explanation concerning the actual nature of this faculty—their authors confining themselves instead to pointing out its spectacular aspects. Yet the primary value of this practice does not lie in the results we may obtain, however astonishing they may be. From a Rosicrucian point of view, more interest is to be found in an understanding of the laws which make its application possible. Moreover, such understanding is an absolute necessity for successful results in this field, because we cannot master principles of which we are ignorant.
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Breathing heavily while holding a bowl of water with a ping-pong ball floating in it causes the ping-pong ball to move? Amazing stuff!
 
I'm still learning how to fly by throwing myself at the ground and miss.
I feel I'm getting closer.
Or at least light-headed.
 
Breathing heavily while holding a bowl of water with a ping-pong ball floating in it causes the ping-pong ball to move? Amazing stuff!

My telekinesis was insufficient to keep the link above from timing out, so I'm just guessing, but any fool can make ping pong ball move on water. I'll wait until he makes it sink.
 
I'm trying to click on the link using my mind.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................It's not working.......................................................
 
Can you teach me how to get the beer from the fridge to the couch without having to get up?

"Hey hun, will you fetch me a beer please ?"

Doesn't work very often but it's more reliable than telekinesis....
 
Can you teach me how to get the beer from the fridge to the couch without having to get up?

I just want to know how to keep the dice from coming up seven. I figure if I bet big and move quickly, I can make enough money to retire before I'm banned from every casino in the world.
 
If one actually has the power of telekinesis, then one should be able to make vast amounts of money in Las Vegas.
 

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