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How *I* Would Beat the Challenge

I would beat the challenge by hiring a slightly crooked financial wizard to access the million dollars and transfer it to my anonymous off shore account. :D

(Not that I have an anonymous off shore account.)
 
desertgal said:
I would beat the challenge by hiring a slightly crooked financial wizard to access the million dollars and transfer it to my anonymous off shore account. :D

(Not that I have an anonymous off shore account.)
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You no-account skeptic, you!


M.
 
But I totally could.

And if I felt like doing it, it would so totally be done, you betcha.
 
I would beat the challenge by saying I have Telekinetic powers, but here's the thing, I am really just blowing bursts of air at the pages of a Telephone book, under the guise of Telekinesis.

Fran Tarkenton would have my back as well.
 
Drewbot said:
I would beat the challenge by saying I have Telekinetic powers, but here's the thing, I am really just blowing bursts of air at the pages of a Telephone book, under the guise of Telekinesis.

Fran Tarkenton would have my back as well.
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That's Incredible!
 
I could beat the challenge but if I'm in Soviet Russia, then the Challenge beats ME
 
I'd beat the challange by first developing real psychic powers and then being really vague about what they are. I might take up an incomplete fluency in English while I'm at it.
 
If I could beat the challenge, I would totally do it. Here's how:

I would start by first, having paranormal powers. Then I would gather a group of people and go to Randi's house and make sure that everybody's watching while we totally beat the challenge with my powers. We would then tell Randi "Aha!!! See? You thought we didn't have Paranormal Powers but we do cause we beat the Challenge" cause Randi doesn't have a million. So we would throw him in jail and beat him too. Then I would go home and beat my wife
 
Ron_Tomkins said:
If I could beat the challenge, I would totally do it. Here's how:

I would start by first, having paranormal powers. Then I would gather a group of people and go to Randi's house and make sure that everybody's watching while we totally beat the challenge with my powers. We would then tell Randi "Aha!!! See? You thought we didn't have Paranormal Powers but we do cause we beat the Challenge" cause Randi doesn't have a million. So we would throw him in jail and beat him too. Then I would go home and beat my wife
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:big::big::big::big::big::big::big:
 
Mr. Randi's well aware of these ploys.

The contest really becomes interesting when the court cases start, and the woos discover that the law requires evidence. :D


M.
 
I have a failsafe way to beat the challenge

I'd like to introduce you to my ringer...
 
I would guess 20 coin flips in a row*.

But I can't be bothered - it's not enough money. I'd explain further, but I have to go to work and dig some ditches.



* I have a 100% success rate at doing this.
 
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roger said:
I would guess 20 coin flips in a row*.

But I can't be bothered - it's not enough money. I'd explain further, but I have to go to work and dig some ditches.



* I have a 100% success rate at doing this.
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I can guess "not edge" 20 times in a row too.
 
I would communicate telepathically with bigfoot, drawing one out of its idyllic woodland home and into the seclusion of a major television network studio, where I would proceed to remote-view it from the comfort of my home, describing the length, color and texture of its fur before using pyrokinesis to make the creature burst into flames, thereby providing biologists with a type specimen and Randi with his clear and unambiguous evidence of mind powers.

If I felt like it, which I don't so NYAAAAAAAH.
 
My powers, unlike all that, are unquestionably unquestionable. And strong. Shemp-breath strong.

And they can work for the challenge, but I have to find the one spot in the world that doesn't have negative interference that might cause problems after the fact.
 
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