Homosexual Super Bowl?

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My children were watching and now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet
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:jaw-dropp

That is just one of the complaints received by the FCC after this year's Super Bowl, and the half-time show with Prince.

And it goes on with phallic guitars, possibly-gay quarterbacks, and teenage girls scarred forever. FOREVER, I tells ya!

Sheesh! When will Americans grow up? :rolleyes:
 
Wouldn't that have been if the Packers ever played the Oilers??
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-z
 
As seen in the letters on the following pages, many correspondents were upset because they believed that the rock star was manipulating his guitar as if it were a penis. As one viewer noted in an e-mail, the "pro-homosexual theme" of this year's event, telecast on CBS, was "disgraceful."
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That's "pro masturbatory" to you, ya jagov. :p

DR
 
I didn't watch the Superbowl. Why did that man have to explain to his children "what a wet spot is on a c**-covered sheet" is?
 
Ladewig said:
I didn't watch the Superbowl. Why did that man have to explain to his children "what a wet spot is on a c**-covered sheet" is?
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I watched the Super Bowl and have no idea what he means either.

Prince wasn't THAT good.

Mind you I usually skip the half time show because there isn't any football being played at that time.
 
rikzilla said:
Wouldn't that have been if the Packers ever played the Oilers??
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:bada-bing:

-z
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Depends whether Marion Butts was playing tight end or wide receiver.

ETA: for the literal-minded (read, humor impaired), yes, yes, I know he was a running back.
 
chran said:
:jaw-dropp

That is just one of the complaints received by the FCC after this year's Super Bowl, and the half-time show with Prince.

And it goes on with phallic guitars, possibly-gay quarterbacks, and teenage girls scarred forever. FOREVER, I tells ya!

Sheesh! When will Americans grow up? :rolleyes:
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I think they might grow up within the present generation. Yes, you may think this is overly optimistic, but I think there are a number of encouraging signs.
 
So...

Any chicks wanna play my guitar? ;)

(Put that hacksaw down...!)
 
The silly game of "football" in the US (where most of the action occurs using the hands) seems to be developed exclusively for sissies, in any case. The players are allowed to wear "riot gear", for Ed's sake!

Does the US have any game which might actually be a bit dangerous for those involved?
 
DanishDynamite said:
The silly game of "football" in the US (where most of the action occurs using the hands) seems to be developed exclusively for sissies, in any case. The players are allowed to wear "riot gear", for Ed's sake!

Does the US have any game which might actually be a bit dangerous for those involved?
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SCA Chivalric fighting. We wear armor, but we hit each other with rattan sticks, that leave sizable welts and bruises. One guy I know in a war almost got his neck broken, from the pressing of bodies while he was down.

Sure, it's not found in the olympics, but it's still dangerous, and I'd certainly call it a sport. Just not an official one.
 
jimlintott said:
Mind you I usually skip the half time show because there isn't any football being played at that time.
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Yep. That is how I missed Janet Jackson's boobage moment. Of course, instant replay does remedy that moment taking a crap.

DR
 
They thought that Snickers commercial was porn? Wow. I hope these folks don't have an internet connection.


You know, I always used to wonder why the United States used those fancy voting machines, instead of pencil and paper like we use. After the troubles in Florida in the 2000 Presidential elections, I felt that something should be done to make voting less complicated. After reading these Super Bowl complaints, I now feel that something should be done to make voting much more complicated.
 
Now I wish I could see that Snickers commercial :p

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Seriously! What's "sensual" about that?!
 
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chran said:
Now I wish I could see that Snickers commercial :p

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Seriously! What's "sensual" about that?!
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What's sensual about two people kissing on the lips? I don't know. I think it's the two people kissing on the lips part.

If kissing on the lips isn't sensual, just out of curiousity, what do you think is sensual?

I haven't read the complaints and I don't doubt there are lots of crazy ones on there, but geez, I think some are going a bit far. It's a country with 300 million people and it's the most watched TV event in the country and people like to complain about anything and everything in the US so if you combine all that it's not surprising you'll get lots of complaints. Look at it this way, people in the US like to complain whether there's a reason or not in the same way that people in Denmark like to complain about the US whether there's a reason or not. That ought to be more relateable to some in this thread.

And how many guys do there have to be that are supreme physical specimens at age 20 and then play American football and then are half crippled by age 30 or 40 for American football to count as a game that is a bit dangerous? Perhaps that comment was a joke but if not then you're misinformed about physical danger level of American football.
 
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