Ed Have you got **** for Brains!

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That's on the eye-catching street sign put up by the council that I've just seen near where I live, encouraging dog owners to clean up after their pets. There seems to be a lot more of the stuff around than usual at the moment, so it's very timely.

Perhaps tanners ought to revert to the use of dog turds for treating skins when making leather, as was done a couple of centuries ago. The excrement was called "pure" and pure-finders as they were called managed to make a living in London; they could earn as much as 15/- a week. Pure rubbed into the skins by hand (to "purify" them) enabled very soft, high-quality leather to be made.
 
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Perhaps tanners ought to revert to the use of dog turds for treating skins when making leather, as was done a couple of centuries ago. The excrement was called "pure" and pure-finders as they were called managed to make a living in London; they could earn as much as 15/- a week. Pure rubbed into the skins by hand (to "purify" them) enabled very soft, high-quality leather to be made.

No. Just no. I don't care how soft it makes the leather.
 
Certainly the chemicals could be isolated and manufactured separately. Then you could advertise your leathers as "Supremely soft and supple. Now dog **** free! Not like that other guy's right over there, no way, no sir!"
 
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