Hasidic circumcision

[C S Costa]

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/thrive/2006/feb/02/020206089.html

I knew that some of the Hasidic religious practices were archaic, but this just left me speechless.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

It left a bad taste in my mouth, too.

 

[Beerina]

"I'm sorry, son, not only did we mutilate your genitalia because an infinitely powerful being has deep sexual issues he hasn't dealt with yet, but the rabbi had Herpes Simplex Type II and it got in through the cut when he sucked blood from what was left of your weiner and it caused you brain damage.

I'm sure the purpose of your life was to educate others. Praise Yaweh!"

 

[Complexity]

At least priests wait a few years...