Greek Pride in UK

Cleopatra

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I think that the most ridiculous people in the world are the Greek Nationalists who preach that Greece is the best place on the planet , it's the ONLY civilized place on Earth and Greeks are superior to everybody.

A Greek that lives in UK built up this site, to parodize how Nationalist Greeks view English people.

It's the funniest site I have ever visited.

Don't forget to click on the virtual mom section, the Elgin Marble section.The guy doesn't hesitate to parodize the Cypriot issue

Enjoy!

http://www.greekpride.co.uk/


Some hints:

Things to avoid in England!

1. The English Language

English is not a real language, like GREEK. Although the whole world speaks English, remember that they would rather speak GREEK, so do not assist the English propaganda devils by using their language. If you hear someone speaking English, remind them that although television was a British invention, the word 'television' derives from Greek, so without the GREEKS it would never have been invented.

2. Food

As your mother has told you, never trust any food that comes from outside Greece - especially from England!

English will eat anything - even Albanian cabbages! The cattle are kept in big sheds and raped by Welshmen which is why they go mad. NEVER eat meat there. It will kill you!

3. People

Before you come to England you will already know how cold and unfriendly Northern Europe is. Well England is the coldest of all. If possible, do not talk to English people while you are here. If you do, they might hit you over the head with their beer cans (which they always carry with them).


ONLY SPEAK TO OTHER GREEKS! Greeks need other Greeks. Only WE understand how INTELLIGENT and CULTURED we are. We don't need other cultures! ESPECIALLY THE ENGLISH!!


4. The Opposite Sex

Xeni are not as attractive as Greeks - we know this, yet some TRAITORS still marry NON-GREEKS! Don't be one of those! In England you will see that some men shave EVERY DAY - they are not real men! They do not even tuck their shirts into their trousers! And the women are worse! Many DO NOT wear make-up! They do not appreciate the sophistication of Greek femininity, such as Vefa Alexiadou - a REAL woman.
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HOW TO KEEP YOUR GREEKNESS

1. Your Mobile Phone

English do not know how to use a phone. Because we are a caring culture, we will try to help them. The next time you are on a train, or in the cinema, call one of your Greek friends in Athens to tell them how miserable the English are. Don't worry, the English won't understand you. But they will see that the correct way to talk on the phone is to express yourself LOUDLY - if they complain, it is because they have no PASSION. Most people will be impressed that you are Greek and wish that they were as stylish as you.


2. Your Education

Greek people are the most INTELLIGENT in the world. This is because our ancestors were all philosophers while the English were swinging from the trees.

3. Your Social Life

In England there are no bars, only "pubs", which are small dark rooms full of old drunk people, which close at 9pm. Being Greek, you understand that socialising is an artform, therefore, while in England you should never leave home before 11pm. This will give you the several hours needed to put on your make-up - or, if you are a man, to fix your hair. You should then go to a club and dance in the centre of the dancefloor so everybody can see you.

4. Your Religion

As we know, the one true religion is Greek Orthodox and the rest of the world will burn in hell for all eternity. To remind the English that they are wrong and should worship EVERY Sunday at Agia Sophia in Bayswater, spend each TRUE Epitafilos leading the procession through their heathen streets singing "O Glyku Mou Ear" as loudly as possible. This will make them feel ashamed for not realising that Jesus was actually Greek.
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Curious that the site is in english, and, no, you can't have the marbles back so stop asking.
 
LOL I was certain that you'd say something about the Marbles.

Leave this gyros down!!!!!
 
Cleopatra said:
LOL I was certain that you'd say something about the Marbles.

Leave this gyros down!!!!!
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Couldn't resist. You know that that guy on the other thread took me seriously and put me on ignore? Shoulda said [subtle humor] text [/subtle humor]

Ah well. I am as ineffable as all dieties.
 
I would DEARLY love to come to Greece next year, dear Cleo, but I'm afraid I would not find you in the crowd!

And Effie says "Yasos!" from downunda.
 
Ed said:


Couldn't resist. You know that that guy on the other thread took me seriously and put me on ignore? Shoulda said [subtle humor] text [/subtle humor]
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Yeah I saw it but another one must have taken you seriously as well because he found the courage to suggest that Modern Greeks must learn to speak like Plato in order to have the right to ask for the return of the Marbles... I won't resist to reply to that...

Zep Will you violate the forum rules if you explain to me what this Effie known "as the stunningly beautiful Logie Award winning Greek hair-gel Goddess" does for a living?
 
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