Goofiest things conspiracy theorists do

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I'm going to have to say the rash of amateur attempts to model the towers and their collapse from things like chicken wire, paper tubes, office trays, and other random things found around the house are the ones that amuse and baffle me the most. If it was just spooked911 doing it, it would be funny, but that there are so many truthers doing it just boggles my mind.

Close runner-up in the goofiness stakes would be Dr. Judy Wood's invention of wacky terminology for everything (wheatchex, alka-seltzer, cheetos, lather, pooching out)...

What do you guys vote for?
 
Making DVDs of themselves being jackasses screaming at 9-11 families, politicians, bystanders, debunkers, and anyone who doesn't buy the woo woo.

They think they're stars.
 
The way they endlessly repeat the same exact arguments when those arguments have just been ripped to shreds.
 
tacodaemon said:
I'm going to have to say the rash of amateur attempts to model the towers and their collapse from things like chicken wire, paper tubes, office trays, and other random things found around the house are the ones that amuse and baffle me the most. If it was just spooked911 doing it, it would be funny, but that there are so many truthers doing it just boggles my mind.

Close runner-up in the goofiness stakes would be Dr. Judy Wood's invention of wacky terminology for everything (wheatchex, alka-seltzer, cheetos, lather, pooching out)...

What do you guys vote for?
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Crap like this dilutes the force of the generally sound anti Troofer positions on this sub forum.

What is wrong with you people?

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Trashing each other for not subscribing to precisely the whackadoo theory being discussed on their boards.

Dylan is famous for this.
 
leftysergeant said:
Trashing each other for not subscribing to precisely the whackadoo theory being discussed on their boards.

Dylan is famous for this.
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Hehehe, that's why in my conspiracy days my favorite was William Cooper. He used to accuse every single UFO/JFK/NWO conspiracy theorist besides him of being in on it. :D
 
Filing lawsuits against entire companies for no agreeing with Dylan Avery, DRG, and Kevin Barrett.

Oi.:hit:
 
dudalb said:
The way they endlessly repeat the same exact arguments when those arguments have just been ripped to shreds.
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then claiming no one has been able to address their points, and they have destroyed all our arguments

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Drudgewire said:
Hehehe, that's why in my conspiracy days my favorite was William Cooper. He used to accuse every single UFO/JFK/NWO conspiracy theorist besides him of being in on it. :D
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God,yes Bill Cooper was always good for a laugh.
Too bad he went berserk a,drew a gun on a Arizona State Patrolman back in 2001 lost the ensuing shooting match and missed out on the whole Truther Movement.
His feuds with David Icke were legendary as both fought to be the Guru of the "Aliens are behind everything" school of thought.
BTW the description of his death currently on Wikipedia ---which all but states in so many words that Cooper was assisanited by agents of the New World Order.is total crap written by an "anoynymous" source,and still another reason for taking anything on Wikipedia with a Ton Of Salt.
 
Yeah, I loved Cooper like a brother... but Randy Weaver has a much more compelling argument against jackbootery than that nutcase ever could have. :)
 
slyjoe said:
Here's a better one on Cooper:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2843/is_2_26/ai_83585946
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Pffft, UFOlogist is such an insult to who William Cooper was.

I mean, he's the guy who proved THE LIMO DRIVER SHOT KENNEDY!!* Not to mention the guy who proved the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was true except the parts about Jews which was disinfomation to hide the fact they meant "Illuminati."

UFOlogist? Just because he was on the Navy ship where mile-long UFOs rose out of the water in front of the whole crew? Pshaw I say!
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*This led to the great Bill Hicks bit. "It makes sense when you think about it, because who ever looks at the limo driver when they see the Zapruder film? We're all looking at the same thing... Jackie's ass as she jumps into the back seat."
 
There's way too many things, but Drudgewire summed it up with Sofia's clunkity clunk nonsense. That was too hilarious and the fact that it ended up on The History Channel was even better!
 
Cooper is one of only two people (and while the other is based on the founder, the Raelians are bigger than one nut) to warrant an entire chapter in Feral House's classic Kooks.

Man I miss him SOOOO MUCH!! As mentioned earlier, the twoof movement would have been so much more entertaining if he'd been a part of it. :(
 
tacodaemon said:
I'm going to have to say the rash of amateur attempts to model the towers and their collapse from things like chicken wire, paper tubes, office trays, and other random things found around the house are the ones that amuse and baffle me the most. If it was just spooked911 doing it, it would be funny, but that there are so many truthers doing it just boggles my mind.
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I have to agree with the silly models. There was one guy who made a video using Diet Coke cans. He asked for others to submit their models of the twin towers. But no mathematical or FEA models were allowed because they can't accurately depict what will happen as well as a real physical model. Clearly, his science education stopped somewhere in grade school.
 
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