God kills birds because of gays.

[TimCallahan]

You have to see this to believe it. Go to:

www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jacobs-birds-are-dying-because-dadt-repeal

God is killing birds in Arkansas because of the U.S. repeal of DADT.

 

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Sometimes you can't tell a serious religious proposal from a farce.

~~ Paul

 

[P.J. Denyer]

That'll learn them pro-gay birds a lesson....... I guess???

 

[madurobob]

DADT? Nah, clearly god was angry that Arkansas lost the Sugar Bowl. I'm thinking he made some drunken bet on the game and lost. So, now the birds and fish gotta go.

 

[HansMustermann]

Man, I'm too jaded to even try. I mean, they told me the same about Jesus killing a kitten when I masturbate. I took the problem very seriously in my hands and put some real effort into it, and I can't say I've seen any change in the stray cat population

 

[Fnord]

Man, I'm too jaded to even try. I mean, they told me the same about Jesus killing a kitten when I masturbate. I took the problem very seriously in my hands and put some real effort into it, and I can't say I've seen any change in the stray cat population

Keep trying. I'm sure that you'll eventually have a solution at hand.

 

[Fnord]

Sometimes you can't tell a serious religious proposal from a farce.

"Any sufficiently detailed parody of religion is indistinguishable from religion itself."

 

[tsig]

Man, I'm too jaded to even try. I mean, they told me the same about Jesus killing a kitten when I masturbate. I took the problem very seriously in my hands and put some real effort into it, and I can't say I've seen any change in the stray cat population

That's because the male cats weren't masturbating.

 

[Darat]

Being gay I never knew the power I had over God, if God really wanted to punish me he would make me wealthy beyond my dreams and give me good health, now that really would show these gays - so go on God do your worse!

 

[DC]

i wish homosexuality was a choice, i would choose it just to piss off the believers and their gods.

 

[Arcade22]

If god is real (which he isn't) and if he were anything like the god in the OT I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have stopped with a couple of stupid birds.

 

[DC]

If god is real (which he isn't) and if he were anything like the god in the OT I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have stopped with a couple of stupid birds.

if YHWH was real, every Pride parade would trigger a global flood

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

If the Biblical God was real, the Netherlands would have sunk into the sea by now.

 

[DC]

If the Biblical God was real, the Netherlands would have sunk into the sea by now.

well actually they are, the blasphemic damms save them atm

 

[Dr. Keith]

i wish homosexuality was a choice, i would choose it just to piss off the believers and their gods.

Yep.

 

[Weak Kitten]

You know, if that was true then it's a pretty poor way of telling people you are annoyed about something totally unrelated. I mean, wouldn't it be better to strike an entire gay pride parade with lightning or something?

On the other hand, I think believers only take these things as acts of god when they feel like it. I remember hearing that a particularly atrocious giant statue of Jesus got struck by lightning and burned down to its metal frame. The faithful decided to just rebuild the darn thing rather then take it as a sign that god really didn't like that statue!

 

[KingMerv00]

Makes perfect sense:

God: "Gays!?!?! Take that, birds! ... Heh, that'll show'em."

 

[BTMO]

I ... may have some photos after the weekend.

 

[Soapy Sam]

Is the woman quoted in the OP sane?

She doesn't have any guns, does she?

 

[Baloney]

Way to go, gays! Thanks to you, God broke my iPhone!