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God is the Light

wexer9

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If God is infinite and everything, then could we somehow use God as a power source?

Then God would truly be the light...
 
I disagree, God is not light. He usually sinks right to bottom of the bowl. Sometimes I'll look down and it's as if it's gone all together. Gods flushed in mysterious ways.
 
wexer9 said:
If God is infinite and everything, then could we somehow use God as a power source?

Then God would truly be the light...
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Soon as I can find the plug hole to tap into the almighty power grid, I'll do so, though I hope it's AC power else my PC would fry.

FWIW: the Pope's anus isn't the outlet. Don't ask me how I learned that. :p
 
Darth Rotor said:
Soon as I can find the plug hole to tap into the almighty power grid, I'll do so, though I hope it's AC power else my PC would fry.

FWIW: the Pope's anus isn't the outlet. Don't ask me how I learned that. :p
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[wisdom]With unlimited power comes unlimited responsibility. Please limit your porn downloads :D [/wisdom]
 
Well, if we really find Jesus's tomb we could wrap him in copper wire and put a magnet as a tombstone. Instant infinite electricity :D
 
wexer9 said:
If God is infinite and everything, then could we somehow use God as a power source?

Then God would truly be the light...
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If God is everything, then we have no choice but to use God as a power source... or at least part of Him... the parts that look like coal and oil, for instance.
 
If god is infinite and everywhere, that makes it hard to use him as a power source. You'd need an energy source and sink so we could extract power from the difference. But that means there'd be less god some places than in others, which goes against the definition. Now, if he were concentrated in some form, like coal, it might work to burn god in our stoves.
 
I just severed my main broadband cable by the disintegration and an avalanche of eight bricks from my new upstairs window installation. But Thank God for the wireless backup.
 
wexer9 said:
If God is infinite and everything, then could we somehow use God as a power source?

Then God would truly be the light...
Click to expand...

Don't think god light will sell. Less guilt? More love? No hell all saved?

Sounds like Quakerism.
 
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