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God and the Ten Commandments

Does God have to obey His ten commandments?

I was just wondering about this while sitting on the beach last week.

~~ Paul

Clearly, no.

20:3. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.

There were clearly more strange gods before the Judeo-Christian one than there are now. As the top god, god has broken his own rule.

20:4. Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or in the earth beneath, nor of those things that are in the waters under the earth.

Graven images, at the time of the bible, were usually made from stone or metal. If god hadn't wanted us to have made these graven images, he wouldn't have given us chisels.

20:5. Thou shalt not adore them, nor serve them: I am the Lord thy God, mighty, jealous, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Suck on THAT you slimy atheists! Four generations! You hear me, you Satan-loving spawn?


Don't think he's broken that one, yet.

20:6. And showing mercy unto thousands to them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Hmm. Kids generally love god, and haven't had the chance at sinning. Why kill so many of them, then? I think we could safely say god's avoided that commandment like the plague.

20:7. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that shall take the name of the Lord his God in vain.

Then why make women scream out your name during sex????!!!!???? Clearly, god f###ed that up!

20:8. Remember that thou keep holy the sabbath day.

Yeah, right! The dunny's blocked at the vicarage and it's Sunday. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters? No, the PLUMBER. Duh. What day do priests work?

20:9. Six days shalt thou labour, and shalt do all thy works.

Well, I suppose you could claim that's why pit latrines were invented - for when the flush gets broken...

20:12. Honour thy father and thy mother, that thou mayst be longlived upon the land which the Lord thy God will give thee.

Who was your mum and dad, god? Great, do as I say, not as I do... Your son showed his honour by getting himself nailed to a tree for you. Nice daddy.

20:13. Thou shalt not kill.

Should I mention Noah? Thought not, 'nuff said.

20:14. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Is that with your daughters or without?

20:15. Thou shalt not steal.

Unless it's stolen for the glory of god, of course!
 
While at the beach, Paul, do more oogling of the broads and less time thinking. And take pictures of the good ones and post 'em here. At least that would be worth its own thread. :)
 
Have you read the story of the 10 Commandments?

Exodus 32:

1 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, "Come, make us gods who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don't know what has happened to him."

7 Then the LORD said to Moses, "Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt. 8 They have been quick to turn away from what I commanded them and have made themselves an idol cast in the shape of a calf. They have bowed down to it and sacrificed to it and have said, 'These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.'

Exodus 32:15 Moses turned and went down the mountain with the two tablets of the Testimony in his hands. They were inscribed on both sides, front and back. 16 The tablets were the work of God; the writing was the writing of God, engraved on the tablets.

Exodus 32:19 When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands, breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain. 20 And he took the calf they had made and burned it in the fire; then he ground it to powder, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it.

Exodus 32:
25 Moses saw that the people were running wild and that Aaron had let them get out of control and so become a laughingstock to their enemies. 26 So he stood at the entrance to the camp and said, "Whoever is for the LORD, come to me." And all the Levites rallied to him.

27 Then he said to them, "This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: 'Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.' " 28 The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. 29 Then Moses said, "You have been set apart to the LORD today, for you were against your own sons and brothers, and he has blessed you this day."

30 The next day Moses said to the people, "You have committed a great sin. But now I will go up to the LORD; perhaps I can make atonement for your sin."

31 So Moses went back to the LORD and said, "Oh, what a great sin these people have committed! They have made themselves gods of gold. 32 But now, please forgive their sin—but if not, then blot me out of the book you have written."

Ironic eh? They don't tell this part in Sunday school....
 
Have you read the story of the 10 Commandments?



Ironic eh? They don't tell this part in Sunday school....

And I would happily have machine-gunned the murdering Levites! I just have a really bad attitude about that crap. (I did know the story already - by the time I did, the coffing really needed no more nails).
 
Ironic eh? They don't tell this part in Sunday school....

They do in Jewish Sunday School. I learned lots of stuff about the Bible when I started hanging around Jews. They only pay close attention to five books, but an awul lot of them read those five books cover to cover, with the footnotes and commentary.

(Yeah, religious school is still on Sundays for Jews.)


To answer the OP: No. Not according to any religion.
 

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