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Global Warming And The End Times

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Global Warming And The End Times

The massive heat wave that Europe has been suffering has made global warming a hot news topic. I’m an old weather buff, and the reports coming out of Europe are almost unbelievable.

For the first time ever, London has reached the 100F degree mark. The German weather service reported it had registered a new national temperature record in the Bavarian city of Roth, which hit nearly 105F degrees on Saturday. The previous record of 104F was also in Bavaria, set in 1983. On Sunday, the city of Gravesend set a new record for England at 100.6F.

We’ve known about the greenhouse effect for several decades now. The burning of fossil fuels puts carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, which blocks heat from escaping the earth.



I edited out most part of this text because there's a copyright notice in the homepage of this website. - Luciana
 
It seems ironic that for many years conservative Christians called anyone who spoke of Global warming, lunatics, tree huggers etc etc. Now it is a sign of “end times” and God’s love.

the year 1998 was declared the warmest year ever.
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Did the world end 14 years ago and we missed it?


In July 1999, a wave of record heat enveloped the eastern third of the U.S.
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Did the world end 13 years ago and we missed it?


In August 2003, several new all-time highs were set across Europe. Some records stretched back nearly 200 years.
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Did the world end nearly 200 years ago and we missed it?


In August 2003, six days into the month, temperatures soared to 109F degrees at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, surpassing the old record of 108F set in 1952.
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Did the world end in 1952 and we missed it? Note I was born in 1958 so would have missed it anyway.

Because the Holy Father knows the beginning from the end, global warming could be a judgment for the world’s sinful ways.
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In any family court in this country and most I believe a father that used burning a child to death as a judgment for mistakes would be jailed and seen as anything but a loving father.
 
It could be said that Global Warming is just a way of preheating us before Cthulhu devours us.
 
Max, your Cthulhu comments brighten my day. They always make me chuckle. Keep up the good work.

(I mean "chuckle" as in "croak in terror of Cthulhu", of course.)
 
It's been very cool here in chi-town all summer. I guess we're just more virtuous than you heathens in Texas and Europe. Repent or burn! :D
 
Thi is surprising billie, I thought you were a conservative. If you are then I'd expect you to be anti-environmentalism.

Or is it that Christians are willing to take anything and twist it into "evidence" to support their worldview?
 
The Mad Linguist said:
Max, your Cthulhu comments brighten my day. They always make me chuckle. Keep up the good work.

(I mean "chuckle" as in "croak in terror of Cthulhu", of course.)
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Just doing my part to help spruce up billiefan's threads with a little TRUTH. Perhaps one day, Billiefan will see the light, change the error in his ways, and be devoured.

Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
 
It could be said that Global Warming is just a way of preheating us before Cthulhu devours us.
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Okay, I'll "bite" ...

The unimaginable horror of the vissage of Cthulu reads the direction on the recipe ... "mmm simmer at 105 degrees for 2 months" ... "mmm French Fries" ... "mmm London Broil" ... "mmm Irish Stew" ... "mmm Texas Barbecue" ... "mmm Baked Alaska" ...
 
The "boy is sure is hot" bit isnt a devine sign of God. [buzzer] Try again.
 
Erm, hello? It's cold and raining here, Billie. In the "Western Pacific". Your weather report is wrong.

So either the silly stuff you spouted is completely groundless tripe, or agur has made his way back onto the scene and is interfering with God's weather again.

Your choice, my man!
 
Zep said:
Erm, hello? It's cold and raining here, Billie. In the "Western Pacific". Your weather report is wrong.

So either the silly stuff you spouted is completely groundless tripe, or agur has made his way back onto the scene and is interfering with God's weather again.

Your choice, my man!
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Agur has been clearly practiceing witchcraft and interfering with my devine plan. He will thereby be ostricized and forbidden from ever entering into my Heaven. Smitten off the earth, he will be. Smitten via baseball bat of TRUTH (and ashwood)!
 
Global warming could be a real bitch. Average temperatures have been generally rising during the past decades. If this goes on, it might give us a lot of problems, some of which may make 911 look like a Sunday picnic. However, it will not be the end of the world, not even the end of mankind. Earth's temperature has varied more over time (geological time) than the present worst-case scenarios, but as we can see, it did not lay the planet waste.

So there is no reason for Rapture buffs to rejoice: You and your descendants are going to sit this out with the rest of us :D

Hans
 
according to ice core samples, until the last ice age temperatures varied wildly, even from year to year. the ice age had a moderating effect globally, and it has been theorized that the slightly increasing temperature change that we have been privy to are simply because the moderation caused by the last ice age is beginning to wear off.
 
Fillipo Lippi said:
Descendants?

Is that likely?
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Pffft! When people make that kind of posts, I rush to the dictionary to see if I got a word wrong, heheh.

On billiefan having descendants? Well, he/she shouldnt, considering his/her belief, but ...... :rolleyes:

Hans
 
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