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So, the latest advertising campaign from Kellogs features little animated children running around doing kiddie things while their mothers stuff them full of Pop-Tarts.
"Keeps them full and focused", says the voice-over. Evidently, if the tykes are suffering the pangs of imminent malnutrition, they just can't perform...
Now, I don't know what the nutritional value of a Pop-Tart is...The voice-over assures us they contain "real fruit".
This site:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/checkup/2009/08/is_that_right_pop-tarts_are_ma.html
Indicates about 2% actual fruit content.
With all the concern about childhood obesity and such currently...Keeping the kiddies "full" of Pop-Tarts seems unwise.
"Keeps them full and focused", says the voice-over. Evidently, if the tykes are suffering the pangs of imminent malnutrition, they just can't perform...
Now, I don't know what the nutritional value of a Pop-Tart is...The voice-over assures us they contain "real fruit".
This site:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/checkup/2009/08/is_that_right_pop-tarts_are_ma.html
Indicates about 2% actual fruit content.
With all the concern about childhood obesity and such currently...Keeping the kiddies "full" of Pop-Tarts seems unwise.