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Forget cake. I build Time Machine!

helius

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The cake is over. Cake regerented but then stoped. Cake not grow no more, no mater what I do. I eat cake, but no have it anymore.

But instead I have better idea. Iw ork hard on it. Now I have built TIME MACHINE!

But is very special time machine. You don't go back in time in it. Instead, it regenerate things back to what they wer like. It reverse entropy!

Example: yesterday I tore shirt. I like shirt, but do not know how to so shirt. So I put shirt in machine. Pesto! Machine put shirt back to way it was, no tear! It even remove chocolate stain from shirt! (I eat lots of cake, still much cake around.)

So I have idea. I will use time machine to fix and clean clothing. Will put laundries, tailors, dry cleaners out of business!

I need backers with money. I will show them machine. I will take them to cleaners! Show them my machine better, faster! Will be rich.

Still many of you think I am, what, crank? IDIOTS! I show you. Give me money, I take you to cleaners, show you!

Mr. Randy, I show you my machine, you give me million? Or you afraid of going to cleaners too?
 
Put cake in time machine. Cake will unbuild. Matter will disappear. Break other law of conservation.
 
Brian said:
Break other law of conservation.
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Law of cake conservation: Cannot both have cake and eat cake.

Can have one cake and eat other cake without violating cake conservation law.

Can have cake at one time and eat cake at later time without violating cake conservation law.

Can deprive someone else of both having cake and of eating cake without violating cake conservation law.

Taking picture of cake before eating cake does not count as "having" cake.

Throwing up cake after eating cake does not count as "having" cake.

If on Atkins diet, eating cake is not an option, and having cake not all that great, either.
 
Brown said:


Taking picture of cake before eating cake does not count as "having" cake.

Throwing up cake after eating cake does not count as "having" cake.
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:roll:
 
Cake pan have zero potential cake untill batter added to pan.

Can not get more batter out of cake than is put in.

Can not get equally as much batter out of cake as is put in.

Putting alcohol/urine/saw dust mixture into cake will not result in free cake.

Batter will not become cake at room tempature.
 
When I find the time I come to this forum to learn interesting things. Sometimes I come across "dribble" like yours. It wastes my time and I am sure many other people's time. If you don't have anything to add, please don't clutter the space.
Thank you.
 
Can we put the OP in his time machine and "regenerate" him back to his state of existence before the sperm met the ova?
 
helius said:
The cake is over. Cake regerented but then stoped. Cake not grow no more, no mater what I do. I eat cake, but no have it anymore.

But instead I have better idea. Iw ork hard on it. Now I have built TIME MACHINE!
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My dad always warned me to never argue about religion or politics, or with a drunk. He never told me not to argue with a lunatic, but he really didn't have to.

Has anyone here ever considered the possibility that these woo-woos who claim to have invented time machines, or that they are able to levitate or stick their elbows in their ears, are simply deranged and just one more skipped dosage from being committed? If so, why do you argue with them?

If Helius sat next to you on a bus and started in, would you respond by arguing with him? Or would you instead find something much more important to do, like trying to memorize the nationwide temperature listings on the weather page in today's paper until your stop arrived?

Once upon a time, people made great sport of taunting the village idiot. We've come a long way, haven't we?
 
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BPSCG said:

My dad always warned me to never argue about religion or politics, or with a drunk. He never told me not to argue with a lunatic, but he really didn't have to.

Has anyone here ever considered the possibility that these woo-woos who claim to have invented time machines, or that they are able to levitate or stick their elbows in their ears, are simply deranged and just one more skipped dosage from being committed? If so, why do you argue with them?

If Helius sat next to you on a bus and started in, would you respond by arguing with him? Or would you instead find something much more important to do, like trying to memorize the nationwide temperature listings on the weather page in today's paper until your stop arrived?

Once upon a time, people made great sport of taunting the village idiot. We've come a long way, haven't we?
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I think it's been generally accepted that Helius is probably a sock puppet of a regular poster, and that the posts are supposed to be humorous. If you should find out otherwise, please wake me and let me know? Thanks.
 
seriously Helius - if you have built "TIME MACHINE" ,as you so eloquently put it, I wouldn't bother trying to get the million of Randi- you will be able to make far more money in other ways.

I suggest you go find where all the old Hollywood actors live and offer them a ride in "TIME MACHINE" - to rejuvenate their careers so to speak.

You will make a killing....or not as in your case.
 
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shemp said:


I think it's been generally accepted that Helius is probably a sock puppet of a regular poster, and that the posts are supposed to be humorous. If you should find out otherwise, please wake me and let me know? Thanks.
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Learn something new every day; I didn't realize there were people here who pretend to be lunatics for the fun of it. i need to get out more. :roll:
 
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