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Flying Spaghetti Monster Intelligent Design

CBL4

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OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
http://www.venganza.org/

I like the Flying Spaghetti Monster fish.

CBL
 
You should not forget the breakaway movement who contend that the spaghetti is actually linguini..
 
pauldmin said:
You should not forget the breakaway movement who contend that the spaghetti is actually linguini..
They are reprobates. Heretics. Blasphemers. Apostates.

They will burn in the hellfire
 
pauldmin said:
You should not forget the breakaway movement who contend that the spaghetti is actually linguini..

They will be cursed to simmer forever in the burning sauces of marinara.
 
How did the Flying Spaghetti Monster fly before the creation of the universe gave it something to fly *through?*
 
How did the Flying Spaghetti Monster fly before the creation of the universe gave it something to fly *through?*
It was not a void, it was a giant pot full of pesto and He sort of waddled through it.

CBL
 

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