First global warming ICBM launched

[peptoabysmal]

Apparently, a British designed satellite intended to study the melting of the polar caps has crashed. They used a Soviet ICBM to fit a shoestring budget. I doubt if it was insured.

Sputnik II? Are we in the USA launching any satellites to do similar studies? I think the politics surrounding the global warming issue are completely bogus, but we should study the problem from a scientific perspective and the first step is gathering data.

Anyone have any good conspiracy theories about the Bush administration ordering the rocket to be shot down with ABMs?

Disaster as climate probe crashes

 

[Mycroft]

Anyone have any good conspiracy theories about the Bush administration ordering the rocket to be shot down with ABMs?

The orbital mind control lasers were retrofitted as an anti-missile defense. The satellite was targeted because if the truth on global warming were to get out, it might delay the formation of the one world government and our being enslaved to the Illuminati-Zionist-Masonic elite could be delayed by a few decades.

 

[Freakshow]

The orbital mind control lasers were retrofitted as an anti-missile defense. The satellite was targeted because if the truth on global warming were to get out, it might delay the formation of the one world government and our being enslaved to the Illuminati-Zionist-Masonic elite could be delayed by a few decades.

Then they need to start wrapping our rockets and satellites in tinfoil. That has worked pretty well for me so far, for keeping the orbital mind control lasers out of my head.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

 

[Kerberos]

Any experiment that leaves a crater is a succes.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

I'm sure it was the right wing oil companies that made sure it crashed.. Barstards..


[/sarcasm]

 

[peptoabysmal]

The orbital mind control lasers were retrofitted as an anti-missile defense. The satellite was targeted because if the truth on global warming were to get out, it might delay the formation of the one world government and our being enslaved to the Illuminati-Zionist-Masonic elite could be delayed by a few decades.

heh.

That's a doosey. Wouldn't it just be easier to blame it on Halliburton?

 

[Mycroft]

heh.

That's a doosey. Wouldn't it just be easier to blame it on Halliburton?

Yeah, but they're just a pawn of the Illuminati-Zionist-Masonic conspiracy.

Try to keep up.

 

[Mycroft]

heh.

That's a doosey. Wouldn't it just be easier to blame it on Halliburton?

Yeah, but they're just a pawn of the Illuminati-Zionist-Masonic conspiracy.

Try to keep up.