Travis
Misanthrope of the Mountains
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So here we have our winner from February.
So here are the final Stundie candidates from February.
Vote for your faves and see if you can spot the Poe.
1) I was wondering if Ted wanted a new car so I secretly set his car on fire overnight. The next morning, while crying into his coffee, he admitted he did want a new car. Just as I always suspected.***
2) How many rotten eggs did I toss down the laundry chute? We'll never have an exact figure down to the last egg. So the only figure I can give is zero.***
3) Stop calling me delusional and remove the nanobot replicating in my body so I'm not late for my wedding with Mila Kunis inside my volcano mansion!***
4) Ha, and you expect me to believe you posted this on the internet which is little more than a fancy electric book?***
5) So we're clear? The last plane is to make sure we don't chicken out and if we do it will crash into an evacuated building none of us would have been inside anyways.***
6) It's amazing what that first law of motion can do for you when you get rid of that pesky atmosphere. Why you can bring gasoline burning space diapers even.***
7) Learn how Bob became an armed militant fighting against his cruel masters in "Bob The Builder Discovers He Is An American-also a slave."
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8) I wonder if that was also the year of the dreadful month Smarch and metric weeks?***
9) Heck, I was thinking of maybe quitting this taco stand, become a shoeshiner and supplement my income by inventing a few perpetual motion machines and maybe a gravity drive or two.***
10) Just my luck to get sued by a corporation composed of nothing but trial attorneys.***
11) Well I can't go there. That might be where they will discover actual polywater a century from now.***
12) This sentence may be too long or too short but never both at once so neither must be true and therefore this sentence cannot exist.***
13) Confused and somewhat frightened by the spectacle in the theater the savage Londoners decided to learn the language the strange alien was using in his plays. The Welsh thought they were nuts and kept their own alien language just to be difficult.***
14) If you think my argument so far is good. Just wait until I start laying on you things that are true!***
15) Your girlfriend thinks of me when you are making love. Until you disprove it these words are true.***
16) Yes, claiming you like curvy women will surely get you called a pedophile. That's why Hugh Hefner has to let Chris Hansen live in his pool house.***
17) No, it is positive evidence that you don't understand what "positive evidence" is.***
18) I believe there is a positive correlation between the accusatory use of the word "retard" and the likelihood the writer has just said something retarded.***
19) So this is why we should believe everything that is written down everywhere! Man this is gonna make religion weird.***
20) DISCLAIMER: The following non-medical advice only works in the minds of the deluded. Anyone attempting to perform mouth to mouth with Ebola stricken monkeys or liberate Smallpox from the CDC so they can mainline heroin junky semen does so at their own risk.
I have never said man could not make it to the moon.
With a big enough rocket and a rudder its possible I suppose.
I was discussing NASAs vast superiority with the technology claimed to exist at the time.
A rudder is required to steer. Without a rudder any vessel would just go with currents unable to navigate.
Magnificent.With a big enough rocket and a rudder its possible I suppose.
I was discussing NASAs vast superiority with the technology claimed to exist at the time.
A rudder is required to steer. Without a rudder any vessel would just go with currents unable to navigate.
So here are the final Stundie candidates from February.
Vote for your faves and see if you can spot the Poe.
1) I was wondering if Ted wanted a new car so I secretly set his car on fire overnight. The next morning, while crying into his coffee, he admitted he did want a new car. Just as I always suspected.
2) How many rotten eggs did I toss down the laundry chute? We'll never have an exact figure down to the last egg. So the only figure I can give is zero.
3) Stop calling me delusional and remove the nanobot replicating in my body so I'm not late for my wedding with Mila Kunis inside my volcano mansion!
4) Ha, and you expect me to believe you posted this on the internet which is little more than a fancy electric book?
5) So we're clear? The last plane is to make sure we don't chicken out and if we do it will crash into an evacuated building none of us would have been inside anyways.
6) It's amazing what that first law of motion can do for you when you get rid of that pesky atmosphere. Why you can bring gasoline burning space diapers even.
7) Learn how Bob became an armed militant fighting against his cruel masters in "Bob The Builder Discovers He Is An American-also a slave."
8) I wonder if that was also the year of the dreadful month Smarch and metric weeks?
9) Heck, I was thinking of maybe quitting this taco stand, become a shoeshiner and supplement my income by inventing a few perpetual motion machines and maybe a gravity drive or two.
10) Just my luck to get sued by a corporation composed of nothing but trial attorneys.
11) Well I can't go there. That might be where they will discover actual polywater a century from now.
12) This sentence may be too long or too short but never both at once so neither must be true and therefore this sentence cannot exist.
13) Confused and somewhat frightened by the spectacle in the theater the savage Londoners decided to learn the language the strange alien was using in his plays. The Welsh thought they were nuts and kept their own alien language just to be difficult.
14) If you think my argument so far is good. Just wait until I start laying on you things that are true!
15) Your girlfriend thinks of me when you are making love. Until you disprove it these words are true.
16) Yes, claiming you like curvy women will surely get you called a pedophile. That's why Hugh Hefner has to let Chris Hansen live in his pool house.
17) No, it is positive evidence that you don't understand what "positive evidence" is.
18) I believe there is a positive correlation between the accusatory use of the word "retard" and the likelihood the writer has just said something retarded.
19) So this is why we should believe everything that is written down everywhere! Man this is gonna make religion weird.
20) DISCLAIMER: The following non-medical advice only works in the minds of the deluded. Anyone attempting to perform mouth to mouth with Ebola stricken monkeys or liberate Smallpox from the CDC so they can mainline heroin junky semen does so at their own risk.
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