February Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of February

  • 1) Ignore the contradictions

    Votes: 5 5.6%
  • 2) Auschwitz was all about rabbits

    Votes: 13 14.4%
  • 3) All ideas are valid

    Votes: 38 42.2%
  • 4) All governments know about the earthquake machine

    Votes: 9 10.0%
  • 5) Word Salad Bush Regime Official Theory Lies

    Votes: 5 5.6%
  • 6) "Ignoring" and "invading" are now the same thing

    Votes: 10 11.1%
  • 7) Information proves nothing

    Votes: 22 24.4%
  • 8) Complicated murders are more believable

    Votes: 5 5.6%
  • 9) Non-layperson science is a "fraud"

    Votes: 33 36.7%
  • 10) Wanting evidence is their problem

    Votes: 29 32.2%
  • 11) Nothing dynamic about the lack of deceleration

    Votes: 21 23.3%
  • 12) There's no pleasing those that believe "proof"

    Votes: 9 10.0%
  • 13) HAARP is the enemy of Toyota

    Votes: 12 13.3%
  • 14) C-130's to defeat supervolcano

    Votes: 5 5.6%
  • 15) WAC only supresses the bad ideas

    Votes: 14 15.6%
  • 16) 9/11 was just a gutty sacrifice

    Votes: 9 10.0%
  • 17) Sane people don't spy

    Votes: 7 7.8%
  • 18) IED-explosion problems

    Votes: 11 12.2%
  • 19) Computer models are anti-science

    Votes: 18 20.0%
  • 20) GM, holding down Malta for the Knights

    Votes: 12 13.3%

  • Total voters
    90
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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So the month that was is over and the month that is..........I've lost my train of thought......screw it! Here's the February Stundie Finals!

First, the winner(s) from January:

If Hitler was a bloodthirsty psychopath don't you think at least someone would have noticed?

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You cannot start from facts. That's unscientific.
You've got to start with a thesis. Make it the best you can. Then test it against the facts you have.

Congrats on both of them.

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Now the best from February:

1) It is always important to make sure the larger panorama of your wrongness is ignored.
I am just taking the list straight from the ae911truth web site. I believe it is in order of importance as our key point is the nearly always the freefall speed through the path of greatest resistance.

Some people say that falling through the path of greatest resistance is inconsistent with a 1200ft diameter debris field.

Tony Szamboti says that the ae911truth have now agreed that the towers fell at 2/3rds freefall speed, so we can expect an update shortly saying that the towers fell at over half of freefall speed.

It is important to consider each idea in isolation for the best perception...
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2) I know I always commission the construction of industrial sized crematoriums when I need to burn a few rabbits but, then again, I have recurring nightmares about Night of the Lepus.
This 'Krema' was surely a station for a big angora breed, which existed in Auschwitz. So it turned out that there was actually a rabbit hutch since December 1944 in the 'dissection room' in Krema IV. These animals had to get sheared and used for other purposes. Surely they did slaughter them too. So there is the suspicion that also Krema 4 + 5 had nothing to do with a Krema but were perhaps also slaughter house for rabbits.
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3) Ideas are automatically valid as long as someone bothered to come up with them.
I've heard the theory that nuclear bombs can not be detonated on Earth at all or only at certain places. I know it sounds ridiculous, but why would anyone have came up with it in the first place unless it had some basis behind it?
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4) If all the governments know about it why don't they build one too?
Every government on earth knows that the Americans can use HAARP to cause Earthquakes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Cyclones and what have you The only ones who don't know are the general populations of the world.
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5) Typing wordy word salad generators create many unreasonable wordy word typed posts that fail to not make the not-point about "Demolition Disintegration Explosives" of really bad evil badness.
The george bush regime officials are Running Scared trying to help with coverup about the 911 World Trade Center Controlled Demolition Explosives ,the george bush Attempt to cover up and hide the Controlled Demolition Disintegration Explosives of the WTC with a Faked collapse , was just a poor attempt , and was not enough to hide the WTC Controlled Demolition Disintegration Explosives , only stupid people are swallowing the george bush regime official theory Lies about 9/11, the Truthers are Chasing the goorge bush regime officials
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6) It's like when someone "ignores you" by stalking then mugging you.
When the USA invades a country (for whatever reason), it "destroys its infrastructure" and is evil and racist.

When the USA ignores a country, it "doesn't care about the poor people living there" and is evil and racist.
Not at all, it's when it does both of these together it is evil and racist, and that has been the charge with US foreign policy. As Donald Rumsfeld said, "we don't do nation building" perhaps at least he is honest!
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7) Well, that's it folks. Don't bother ever thinking about anything ever again.
No matter what information you turn to, you will find that the information proves nothing.
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8) I find it far more believable that a ninja Sasquatch broke into my house and stole my TV remote unintentionally than that I just lost it.
Joe Stack does not strike me from his writings as psychologically disturbed. Except for one or two statements, this is not the writing of a suicide. Those one or two statements could have easily been inserted into his screed to convert him into a suicide. I find it far more believable that he was killed, strapped into his plane and then remote-controlled into the IRS building. You see, the elites have too much to gain publicity-wise from this event for this to be intentional.
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Of course, as long as thre evidence is secret from the people, we (the people) can never be sure what happened here and who was responsible. Appearance is almost never reality anymore, though don't tell this to the entertainment media -- there's just too much at stake for it to be.
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9) I've never been able to wrap my brain around "string theory" I guess that means it's hogwash.
If you cannot explain science to a lay person the science is a fraud
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10) Yes, those that demand evidence are the problem......for those that plan to succeed via ignorance.
People who demand evidence can kiss my ass to be honest. We who frequent this board, and confirm for ourselves the information that David for instance shares, we resonate with that info, with our inner self.

People who don't resonate, have a blockage toward that, and to get past the blockage, they draw the evidence card.

I couldn't give a hoot that they want it. The problem lies with them, not me/us.
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11) I guess the WTC went straight through the Earth and is still going and is doing it all without moving.
It was not a dynamic event as there was no deceleration. Please explain why you continue to think it was a dynamic event.
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12) Never mind that the proof has been shown and that it continues to not please some people.
Never mind the polls that show somewhere between 33 percent and 50 percent of the American people have doubts about Obama's eligibility. If you're not actively disputing the birther movement, you're evidently an enemy of the people – unworthy of voicing your opinion.

There is no pleasing people like this.

Which is why I will continue to demand that Obama show us the proof he is a natural-born citizen as the Constitution requires.
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13) Chemtrailers and HAARPers finally find some unison and the result, as can be expected, is rather messy.
Is HAARP causing Toyota accelerator problems?

There seems to be a lot of accidents happening lately because of electronics failure. Many aircraft have fallen out of the sky due to autopilot error, etc.

Trains have collided because switching stations have failed. Now the Toyota accelerator problem. Truth is, GM, Ford and Toyota have all had the problem for years.

I suggest that the nanoscale particles of silver released from the Chemtrail program in the form of silver-iodide that allows electrically charged ions to be directed and controlled through HAARP technologies is getting into electronics and reeking havoc by "tricking" (shorting) electro-mechanical switches.
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14) This plan might almost work......provided 747's and C-130's could fly at 70,000 feet.
Was just thinking about this......we all have heard that the sun would be blocked for years, but with all of our technology we cannot use the 747 water tanker and just drop water onto the Ash?? Would that not either thin the ash out or cause the ash to get to the ground quicker? I just think with all our technology we wont see the sun blocked out for long if an eruption would to occur...

Just thinking out loud here.
Airplanes will not be able to take off. The ash interferes with the jet engines.
they could use c-130's then
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15) All opinions are equal but some are more equal than others.
WAC Charter

1) We Are Change recognizes all members have inalienable rights as sovereign individuals written in the Constitution of the United States and Bill of Rights and that such rights shall be honored at all times
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6) All members will treat each other with respect at all times
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9) Cointelpro will not be tolerated
a) If anyone is thought to be engaging in such activities a camera shall immediately be put on them, exposing that they are acting as an agent provocateur and an individual not connecting to We Are Change in any way
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14) We Are Change is tolerant of all political viewpoints and does not endorse and particular political group
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16) I truly believe, and its just my belief, that my gut tells me that using a book you don't know to start your train of thought is a bad idea.
I truly believe, and its just my belief, that just like the "human offerings" on 9/11, that the powers that be have to offer much blood and suffering to Satan in order to have the help needed to change the world and move onto the NWO.

These Satanic rituals, have to be very large in numbers in order to please, their god, SATAN. After all what is happening in this world, and in this country is very evil and they are "offerings" to ensure we continue in the path to destruction.

I dont quote bible verses because i really dont know the bible that much, but my gut tells me this makes perfect sense.

HAARP has a hand in what we call "nature"- the Frankenstein running not for the good of the World, but for evil purposes.

I am not saying this latest Haitian earthquake was done by HAARP, it could have been the hand of the real God. However; I am leaning more to the side that tells me that we are creating more and more chaos around the world in exchange for POWER of a few on this Earth.
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17) If your paranoid about paranoia does make your condition meta?
Spying on another Country is conspiracy.Why would ''sane'' people send spies in the first place?.... Paranioa is the only feesable answer.

USA is paraniod,so how about the USA government go to the psychiatrist and get well ASAP.
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18) I know when I want to refer to a second explosion I write that there is no evidence for one being caused by an explosive and just leave it at that.
It gives considerable credence to the view there was a second larger explosion on the aircraft which is covertly referred to in the AAIB report (see page F-4, which says: "No evidence was seen to suggest that more than one IED had detonated on Flight 103". IED is not a synonym for explosion,and an alternative and valid reading of this sentence miight be:"There was evidence of a second explosion, not attributable to an IED".
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19) This guy's in for a shock when he finds out how NASA plans interplanetary orbital insertions.
Remember, computer models and recreations are NOT SCIENCE and do not prove anything or create scientific facts- period. So, if you believe in NIST's computer models and assumptions from them, you must also believe in manmade global warming and you must also not believe in science.
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20) Does this mean that GM will be besieged by Barbary Pirates?
That Declarant contends that Judge Ross is predisposed to a bias towards Declarant in all the cases assigned to her because she was once an employee of General Motors that is controlled by the Knights of the Sovereign Military Order of Malta (SMOM)

Okay, there you go folks. You only have two weeks to vote this time so I'd advise you to get on it.
 
Yay Charles! He's shared the prize with the holocaust denier, but it's well-deserved on both counts.

I see Charles has also made it to this month's finals. He's going for gold, this guy!

Rolfe.
 
Geez.

Is there any chance the stundie would become a weekly award? We could at least award it to a majority of worthy candidates.

McHrozni
 
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14) This plan might almost work......provided 747's and C-130's could fly at 70,000 feet.

I think you missed the point in your comment.

try this:


"The ash would clog the jet engines of a 747, so let's use a C-130 instead because everyone knows turboprops are nothing at all like a jet engine. "
 
I think you missed the point in your comment.

try this:


"The ash would clog the jet engines of a 747, so let's use a C-130 instead because everyone knows turboprops are nothing at all like a jet engine. "

Well yeah, neither would fly, but it would make no difference even if they could since they're not capable of flying high enough to do what was suggested anyways.

Anyways, it was quite insane.
 
Go 18! 18 for the win!!!

The thing I really like about that is that he's actually suggesting the Air Accident Investigation Bureau KNEW there was a chunk of military ordnance (as opposed to an improvised explosive device, i.e. a radio-cassette suitcase bomb) in that plane, and insteat of plastering that all over their report, or alternatively concealing it entirely, they consciously chose to hint at the presence of the other, not-improvised device - by calling the IED an IED.

This is just so delightfully insane, it brings a smile to my face every time I read it.

Rolfe.
 
I'm voting for #20, because the idea that this guy is being stalked by Crusades era Knights Hospitallers, complete with black tabards with white crosses, makes me laugh in an absurdist, Monty Python sort of way.
 
I'm torn between #4 and #11.

I think I will have to go with #11... Tony S is supposed to be an engineer... but to claim the collapses of the twin towere were not a dynamic event....
<facepalm>
 
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I'm voting for #20, because the idea that this guy is being stalked by Crusades era Knights Hospitallers, complete with black tabards with white crosses, makes me laugh in an absurdist, Monty Python sort of way.

:D Yep exactly the same reason I voted for it
 
Go 18! 18 for the win!!!

The thing I really like about that is that he's actually suggesting the Air Accident Investigation Bureau KNEW there was a chunk of military ordnance (as opposed to an improvised explosive device, i.e. a radio-cassette suitcase bomb) in that plane, and insteat of plastering that all over their report, or alternatively concealing it entirely, they consciously chose to hint at the presence of the other, not-improvised device - by calling the IED an IED.

This is just so delightfully insane, it brings a smile to my face every time I read it.

Rolfe.


18 all the way. They took a statement and literally took it to mean the EXACT OPPOSITE of what it said. It's like turning "there is no evidence of sasquatch" to mean "there is an abundance of evidence of a large, abominable yeti-like ape creature, which is not sasquatch. That is some epic anti-logic.
 
Travis gets extra points for the "Night of the Lepus" reference.
If there was ever a movie that is text book example of "So Bad It's Good" and "Unintentional Laugh Riot" it's that one. You have not lived till you have seen giant bunny rabbits on the rampage. And yes, it was meant to be a serious Horror Movie......
 
'Lepus' was ...ok vote for 10 but for bad horror movies vote for 10 I always had a soft spot for "Gargoyles" vote for 10 or "Shriek of the Mutilated" which was interesting because it vote for 10 used the 'Bigfoot=Yeti' that vote for 10 you really don't hear about any more. vote for 10

Also, vote for 10 you should all vote for that C-130 one vote for 10
 
I just had to vote for #5- the soft frying sound of misfiring neurons it gives off is so restful, like patching a pink noise generator into the stereo.
 
Travis gets extra points for the "Night of the Lepus" reference.
If there was ever a movie that is text book example of "So Bad It's Good" and "Unintentional Laugh Riot" it's that one. You have not lived till you have seen giant bunny rabbits on the rampage. And yes, it was meant to be a serious Horror Movie......

My favorite is "Mantis" in Svensuround
 
As a small diversion, look at the exchange when I went to tell one of the joint-winners from January (Charles "don't start with the facts" Norrie) about his success, and about his reaching the short list this month (no.18).

http://lockerbiecase.blogspot.com/2...howComment=1267587193811#c3268684001740714297

The two deleted posts were merely me getting rid of horrible typos - you can't edit on that blog. Hopefully the blog owner will delete them entirely in due course.

We've progressed from the Shroud of Turin, through Popper, to inferring the absence of a suitcase from the use of the word "adjacent", and I'm now being accused of being disinfo, possibly MI5.

:dl:

I do wish Blogspot allowed the laughing dog!

Rolfe.
 

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