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Favorite JFK Theory?

MaxHardcore

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Mine would be Joe DiMaggio hiring Lee Harvey for the shot. (Arthur Miller or James Dougherty also works)

I did manage to get a book that had six theories, Lee alone, Cubans, Mafia, Elvis, Lee with Jack Ruby, and Gerald Ford. That was a good read.
 
JFK wasn't assassinated, it was an elaborate suicide.

Bull. That's ridiculous, and falls far short of the spirit behind the Globalist agenda we sharewhoever happened to do this.

JFK's head was actually pre-wired with explosive inside the skull at his birth, for just such an occassion later in life. You can tell because if you look closely at the body, he had a concrete core. No one's ever shown me a picture of his body without a concrete core, therefore I'm right.
 
Bull. That's ridiculous, and falls far short of the spirit behind the Globalist agenda we sharewhoever happened to do this.

JFK's head was actually pre-wired with explosive inside the skull at his birth, for just such an occassion later in life. You can tell because if you look closely at the body, he had a concrete core. No one's ever shown me a picture of his body without a concrete core, therefore I'm right.


Don't forget about the drone plane that flew over head, but was diguised as a pigeon by a holohgram, carrying a pod with a high powered laser guided micro-nuke that was used to set off the explosives
 
Favorite JFK theory

Mine was mentioned in Gerald Posner's "Case Closed."

Someone claims that in that photograph of the trees and bushes in Dealey Plaza, you can see the real assassin...and he's wearing a World War I German helmet...a Pickelhaube, with the spike.

So I guess Kaiser Wilhelm II did it. :D
 
Chuck Norris went back in time and deflected all three bullets with his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 
I can't so more out of fear for my life, but look north to Canada if you want the real reason Kennedy was shot...
 
Rouser2's barely mentioned subsonic 'Ice bullets' were of great amusement, especially since he was obviously embarassed by his own beleifs and did not want to discuss those parts of it.
 
Bull. That's ridiculous, and falls far short of the spirit behind the Globalist agenda we sharewhoever happened to do this.

JFK's head was actually pre-wired with explosive inside the skull at his birth, for just such an occassion later in life. You can tell because if you look closely at the body, he had a concrete core. No one's ever shown me a picture of his body without a concrete core, therefore I'm right.

I'm disappointed in you Huntseman, I only said it was an elaborate suicide, I never said that it was not a conspiracy.
You see JFK himself was a prominent GLOBALIST (I mean "Ich bin ein Berliner", he was even a German GOLBALIST)
Special nano-nuclear implosion devices grafted into his skull from technology gathered from Roswell, sucked the bullets from Oswald’s gun into the presidents head, and eth explosive charges (planted in his skill as baby, as you pointed out) redistributed these bullets around the car.
The real beauty of this plot by TEH GLOBALISTS is that JFK was both the victim of the conspiracy AND the chief conspirator.
Oswald was just a patsy who happened to be cleaning his gun in eth Texas Book Depository on that fateful day. TEH GLOBALISTS (now lead by zombie JFK) later extracted the alien reverse engineered nano-nuke implosion devices from JFK's skull, and then implanted them in Oswald’s chest, just so that they could then set up Jack Ruby for murder, which was the real reason for the whole conspiracy.
Decades earlier, when JFK was but a lad, Jack Ruby had refused to serve him a drink, JFK never forgot the slight, and engineered the whole thing (including becoming president, and personally shooting down a UFO over Roswell in order to steel the necessary technology) just to get revenge.
It's simple when you think about it.
Kennedy was a fine GOLABISTS, a credit to or organization and an example to us all.
 
Hehe, I was just about to say about Red Dwarf's take on it. I thought it was classic. :D
Curnir said:
Involving (among other things) a man, a hologram, a catman, and android and a time-machine.
Nah, that's just dis-info put out by that evil socialist cabal, the BBC.
(it was also the last ever Red Dwarf episode which was worth watching)
 
Nah, that's just dis-info put out by that evil socialist cabal, the BBC.
(it was also the last ever Red Dwarf episode which was worth watching)

is that before or after Lister uters the classic line:

They shot Winnie the Pooh!
 
is that before or after Lister uters the classic line:

They shot Winnie the Pooh!
The classic "Winnie the pooh" line was in "meltdown" which was in season 3, the start of Red dwarfs heyday, the JFK assassination was in "Tika to ride" the first episodes of series 7. I never bothered watching most of series 8.
 
One of the eyewitnesses, besides mentioning the "grassy knoll shooter", also mentioned that Jackie had a poodle cradled in her arms. So I opt for the poodle- somehow it's involved in this conspiracy.
 
One of the eyewitnesses, besides mentioning the "grassy knoll shooter", also mentioned that Jackie had a poodle cradled in her arms. So I opt for the poodle- somehow it's involved in this conspiracy.
Ahhhhh! The French Copnnection....
 
brodski:

Our disinformation campaign is failing.

They're on to the poodle!!!!

I'm immediately implementing contingency plan Alpha 9 CR 4a Section 23 Subsection 4, as soon as I fill out the forms...

Can you send me a SGCF-100 B, Application for Request of Emergency Transport of Emergency Plan Initiation Request Form? Or should I just google for "pudding" to find it?
 

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