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Dowsing on Brainiac

StoatBringer

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Jon Tickle put dowsing to the test on today's episode of Brainiac, in response to a viewer's letter.

It probably wasn't as strictly controlled as the $million challenge would expect, but not too bad for a TV show.

They had 50 plastic buckets in a field, and while Tickle was looking the other way and wearing ear defenders, five buckets were filled with water. All the buckets were covered.

Tickle then attempted to dowse for the water using dowsing rods. He would go to each bucket in turn, and place a marker on those that appeared to produce a response.

After he had placed all five markers, we saw the results. He had correctly marked.... one bucket, which he said is about what you would expect from pure chance alone.

Of course, I'm sure "real" dowsers would raise the following objections:
1) Tickle stated from the start that he thought it was a load of old tosh, and was therefore biased against the test. Also, he was no doubt emitting negative energies etc. etc.
2) Tickle is not a practised dowser, and therefore not sensitive enough or in tune with the natural vibrations etc. etc.
3) The buckets were too close together / too far apart / the wrong sort of bucket / etc. etc.
4) He may have been detecting some other water source, like an "underground river" which we all know criss-cross the entire planet.

Still, it was nice to see a reasonably fair test of this sort of nonsense on a science programme (although it's far from a serious show, and devotes most of it's time to finding new and interesting ways to blow stuff up).
 
When I feel a certain tickle in my Jon, i know water is near. I am available for hydrology work and parties.
 
Don't know about you, but I'm rather fond of old Tosh.

Marley too. And his ghost.
 
Still, it was nice to see a reasonably fair test of this sort of nonsense on a science programme (although it's far from a serious show, and devotes most of it's time to finding new and interesting ways to blow stuff up).

Particularly when the "new and interesting ways" are often supplemented by good ol' fashioned dynamite. Check out Ben Goldacre's site for more info!
 
I want to see what negative energy looks like. If it can affect dowsing rods, it must have some kind of substance.
 
Is it a black mist that oozes out of one's fingertips and confuses the dowsing rods? I just don't understand... I just... don't... understand...
 
Last night they had acupuncture on Brainiac.
Or rather, a Brainiac would try to quit smoking with the help of an Asian doctor.
The Brainiac didn't know, but the doctor was really a chef in a Chinese restaurant, and was just poking him randomly with sharp objects. He also gave the Brainiac a pack of Shaolin sticks (toothpicks) so he could stimulate his earlobes if the craving for a smoke got too strong.

So there was no actual acupuncture involved, but the Brainiac did quit smoking...
 
"Quit smoking NOW or we will get our Chinese chef to poke you with sharp objects again. Oops, wonder what might happen if he slipped with that big knife?"

I can see how that might work.
 
Anyone watching this show is probably well past believing in dowsing and more into babes in bikinis blowing stuff up. I know I am. :)
 
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Someone has to ask. Is she really a Professor? I mean, I can take Brainiac's blatant cheating to a degree, but if she's not a Prof, my disillusionment will know no bounds.
 
"Professor Myang Lee" is an anagram of "Fry a pool messenger." Is some deep truth concealed therein?
 
Nice picture MetalPig! See if you can find some naked or topless pictures of her for me please! Thanks!
 
Nice picture MetalPig! See if you can find some naked or topless pictures of her for me please! Thanks!
 

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