This item in the local paper was a pleasant change from the woo-woo that usually appears therein pet woo-woo
"Finally, for all of you who have been wondering whether your dog's chakras are in balance, or out of balance, or among the dead animal parts he horked up on the living room carpet while the in-laws were over, your prayers have been answered."
"Finally, for all of you who have been wondering whether your dog's chakras are in balance, or out of balance, or among the dead animal parts he horked up on the living room carpet while the in-laws were over, your prayers have been answered."